doktorj's definitions
Verb
To rectify an undesirable situation via the process of smacking down upon hos, tricks, marks, and bitches.
To rectify an undesirable situation via the process of smacking down upon hos, tricks, marks, and bitches.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the smacktifymug. Unwritten rule amongst drug dealers: Never spend more than 10 g's in one place. The reason being that an expenditure of over $10,000 in cash requires filling out an IRS form.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the 10 G limitmug. Glass tube with a bubble on the end and a carb hole, sold as a means to burn liquid incense, but actually used to smoke meth, crank, or ice.
Julio asked the smokeshop manager for an incense burner so he could buy a meth pipe without violating any laws.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the incense burnermug. Profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution, guns, or other illegal activities. Money that needs to be laundered.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the dirty moneymug. by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the smackognizemug. The feeling of moral and physical superiority one derives from riding a bicycle instead of driving a car.
Justin felt so good about himself from riding his bike to work all week, he delivered an obnoxious sermon to his co-workers about refusing to contribute to the destruction of the environment and resource wars. And that was when he realized he had bicycle egotism.
by doktorj February 21, 2014
Get the Bicycle Egotismmug. Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.
"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.
But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.
Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.
Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
Get the Douchebag Feminismmug.