doktorj's definitions

Asshole Optimism

When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.

"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.

by doktorj March 8, 2014

promote

The act of trying to get people to come into a nightclub, either via advertisement or word of mouth. To assemble a concert or club event.

We passed out flyers on 6th street to promote the new trance club.

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005

AIDS Grenade

AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.

Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'

Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'

by doktorj November 24, 2014

Douchebag Feminism

Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.

"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.

But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.

Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.

by doktorj March 8, 2014

fuck you pay me

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.

"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

smacktify

Verb

To rectify an undesirable situation via the process of smacking down upon hos, tricks, marks, and bitches.

I had to smacktify the situation and make those bitches smackognize.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

drugstore cowboy

Someone who robs pharmacies to steal prespcription drugs for later resale on the black market.

"I went drugstore cowboy on that clinic, straight riskin' my life fo them pillz dog!"

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005