Asshole Optimism

When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.

"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.

by doktorj March 08, 2014

c lot

I just bought a c lot, lets go to the club and make some ends!

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

1. To steal (esp. land or real estate)
2. To make a bold or agressive move towards ones objective, often used in business or driving terms.

1. Yoink! I ganked your doughnut. Kyke Move!
2. Roy is such a crazy driver, he was pulling kyke moves all over the freeway!

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

A woman of ill repute, who has slept with so many others, her genitalia has acquired a foul smell.

"The witness can't be trusted because she is a stank ho. She stank like a million other dudes, Your Honor."

by doktorj October 26, 2014

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.

"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

Someone who robs pharmacies to steal prespcription drugs for later resale on the black market.

"I went drugstore cowboy on that clinic, straight riskin' my life fo them pillz dog!"

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005

Verb

To rectify an undesirable situation via the process of smacking down upon hos, tricks, marks, and bitches.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005