doktorj's definitions
The act of trying to get people to come into a nightclub, either via advertisement or word of mouth. To assemble a concert or club event.
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
Get the promotemug. When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.
"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
Get the Asshole Optimismmug. Unwritten rule amongst drug dealers: Never spend more than 10 g's in one place. The reason being that an expenditure of over $10,000 in cash requires filling out an IRS form.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the 10 G limitmug. Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.
"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.
But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.
Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.
Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
Get the Douchebag Feminismmug. Profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution, guns, or other illegal activities. Money that needs to be laundered.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the dirty moneymug. by doktorj October 26, 2014
Get the Midwifemug. Time of night when crackheads are out on the streets. Usually used to imply a scandalous or shady time of night, like 3 AM in the ghetto.
Some bitch woke me up last night at crack thirty in the morning just so he could score a gram off me. What a punk.
alternately:
We can't ride the subway at crack thirty in the morning, we'll get mugged!
alternately:
We can't ride the subway at crack thirty in the morning, we'll get mugged!
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the crack thirtymug.