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promote

The act of trying to get people to come into a nightclub, either via advertisement or word of mouth. To assemble a concert or club event.
We passed out flyers on 6th street to promote the new trance club.
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
mugGet the promotemug.

dirty money

Profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution, guns, or other illegal activities. Money that needs to be laundered.
Don't put your dirty money in the bank or else the IRS will get you like they got Capone.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
mugGet the dirty moneymug.

Douchebag Feminism

Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.
"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.

But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.

Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
mugGet the Douchebag Feminismmug.

drugstore cowboy

Someone who robs pharmacies to steal prespcription drugs for later resale on the black market.
"I went drugstore cowboy on that clinic, straight riskin' my life fo them pillz dog!"
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
mugGet the drugstore cowboymug.

smackognize

Verb

To recognize via the revelations of smacktification.
I had to smacktify the situation in order to make those bitches smackognize.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
mugGet the smackognizemug.

Asshole Optimism

When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.
"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
mugGet the Asshole Optimismmug.

c lot

I just bought a c lot, lets go to the club and make some ends!
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
mugGet the c lotmug.

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