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mitteration
Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.
Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.
A mitteration:
I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.
(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.
(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.
(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.
I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.
(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.
(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.
(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.
by docsterx September 13, 2012
Get the mitterationmug. Palin, Santorum and Bachmann are so out of touch with reality they're charter members of the PolLunatic Fringe.
by docsterx June 30, 2011
Get the PolLunatic fringemug. "Hi, I'm Jim and I'd like to introduce you to my gaymate, Bob."
Jim and Bob used to be just playmates. Since they got married, they're gaymates now.
Jim and Bob used to be just playmates. Since they got married, they're gaymates now.
by docsterx June 28, 2011
Get the gaymatemug. A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
by docsterx July 23, 2012
Get the republican apologymug. A long period of silence or confused babble in response to a simple question. Done to allow the person to come up with some kind of desperate, plausible response.
Denoting that the Republican presidential candidate has no clue how to answer the question except to use one of the Republican's stock phrases like "President Obama did it wrong." Also known as brain fart, senior moment, Santorum Stumble, Michele Melt-down, Gingrich Gaffe, Mitt Muddle, a Rick Rest-period, etc.
Denoting that the Republican presidential candidate has no clue how to answer the question except to use one of the Republican's stock phrases like "President Obama did it wrong." Also known as brain fart, senior moment, Santorum Stumble, Michele Melt-down, Gingrich Gaffe, Mitt Muddle, a Rick Rest-period, etc.
When the Herminator got asked about his possible inappropriate sexual behavior with former female staffers in the National restaurant Association, he got really quiet for a long time. Then he said, "I thought they wanted me to hold the pepperoni!" Later he called that a "powerful pause."
by docsterx November 24, 2011
Get the Powerful pausemug. Man, did you read Jim's last post? He must be really wasted, it doesn't make any sense. He's gotta be blodrunk again.
by docsterx June 17, 2011
Get the Blodrunkmug. Default date is not at the beginning of August when the US runs out of money as most people think. It's actually more of a "guys night out" form of male bonding.
The Default Date is when Boehner invites Cantor out to dinner and a movie at the end of July 2011 instead of working on the budget.
by docsterx July 31, 2011
Get the Default Datemug.