dick's definitions

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

paper gangster

one who lives in the surburban area who is white and doing it for the image.

that kid with his moms lexus is a paper gangster

by dick March 31, 2004

inmate

a lifeless fuck who did something stupid and got sent to jail for fourty years for it and gets raped in the ass everynight until he gets a trial where they tell him that he has to stay in jail for the rest of his life who bhy time he dies will havfe aids, and every other disease out there

your moms best friend is an inmate in butt pirate heaven

by Dick April 30, 2004

splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days

i titfucked her then i splooged all over her face.

by dick October 24, 2004

pr0n

to have a big wiener

ur pron is bigger than my little pron. can i suck ur pron off

by dick October 24, 2004

prisonbitch

A man or woman who gets sexually abused by another man or woman in jail.

Don't fuck with me or you'll become my prisonbitch.

by Dick March 6, 2005

pillbeam

an annoying brat you calls everyone " a dick"

she was such a silly pillbeam

by dick December 5, 2003