dick's definitions

n33n3r

H@xx0r talk for neener or 9mm.

You got the n33n3r?

by Dick March 20, 2003

ellawando

To ello one's own wandu.

To someone else: elsuwandu

Hey, man, elsuwandu.

I need to ellawandu.

by Dick December 1, 2003

pimp

1)something badass or new and fresh.
2)a male who uses females to make money to buy more ho's and in turn blows that money on gold lining for his shoelaces.

"those ho's over there are just askin' to be pimped"

by dick April 12, 2003

blood juice

when one has a "bloody nose" and they blow all of the blood out.

"dad a kid hit me in the face and I've got blood juice."

by Dick March 27, 2004

richual

Double rye and cokes in a short glass, two at a time must be ordered, and this process must be repeated several times.
Each drink must be chugged much like a shooter.

"After indulging in a few richuals Fast Eddie and Dick had a very crunk night.

by Dick October 13, 2004

Ass Muncher

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.

johnny is an ass muncher.

by dick June 26, 2003

Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.

Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.

by Dick November 22, 2004