dick's definitions

prisonboy

Someone in jail who gets raped by another man.

If you don't shut up, i'll stop protecting you and if that happens, you'll become his prisonboy.

by Dick March 6, 2005

blastrak

to move without hestitation; to react with foreknowledge of the need to act quickly; an intuitive act of impulsion

I got to blastrak to Vergennes before my shizzle bananarama fo hizzle

by Dick November 19, 2003

n33n

H@xx0r jargon for 9 as in 9mm.

Dude that n33n is sweet.

by Dick March 20, 2003

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

strides

Australian slang for trousers, now rarely heard. More likely to be used in country areas.

"If we are going out, I better put my strides on."

by Dick December 12, 2004

pr0n

to have a big wiener

ur pron is bigger than my little pron. can i suck ur pron off

by dick October 24, 2004

Sex Pistols

One of the most overrated bands in history.

The band was extremely shitty. But they had a great producer so they sounded good on their album. They sucked extremely hard live though. Funny how a great producer can make a shitty band sound good.

Wrote offensive lyrics about pretty much anything. They got popular because of that. They also put the "anarchy" lable on punk music. You know, that sign Avril Lavigne uses too all the time, hahaha.

All in all, a band that got famous because they pretty much hated everything and everyone. Their bass player sliced up his girlfriend and commited suicide after that. Or did he die from an heroin OD? Either way it wasn't pretty.

Respect to the producer of the Sex Pistols. He made them acually sound good on their album!

by Dick October 1, 2005