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halloweenies

why can't goblins get witches pregant?
they have halloweenies.
by dick November 3, 2003
mugGet the halloweeniesmug.

hemroids

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess
by dick August 2, 2003
mugGet the hemroidsmug.

bash

"i bashed last night while finkin of you innit"
by Dick September 28, 2004
mugGet the bashmug.

biatch

What a biatch.
by Dick December 17, 2003
mugGet the biatchmug.

Depends

Indian for, I wore my sexiest lingerie and asked you to be my wife.
I wore my depends today.
by Dick December 28, 2005
mugGet the Dependsmug.

Crasian

Pomela is a Crasian, who gets 99's on her math midterms
by Dick November 1, 2004
mugGet the Crasianmug.

top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.
bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"
by dick May 29, 2004
mugGet the top it offmug.

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