dick's definitions

halloweenies

empty penises

why can't goblins get witches pregant?
they have halloweenies.

by dick November 3, 2003

hemroids

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess

by dick August 2, 2003

bash

to masturbate like a cockney

"i bashed last night while finkin of you innit"

by Dick September 28, 2004

biatch

a mullet

What a biatch.

by Dick December 17, 2003

Depends

Indian for, I wore my sexiest lingerie and asked you to be my wife.

I wore my depends today.

by Dick December 28, 2005

Crasian

Or one crazy ass Asian.

Pomela is a Crasian, who gets 99's on her math midterms

by Dick November 1, 2004

top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

by dick May 29, 2004