dick's definitions

blood juice

when one has a "bloody nose" and they blow all of the blood out.

"dad a kid hit me in the face and I've got blood juice."

by Dick March 27, 2004

n33n3r

H@xx0r talk for neener or 9mm.

You got the n33n3r?

by Dick March 20, 2003

ellawando

To ello one's own wandu.

To someone else: elsuwandu

Hey, man, elsuwandu.

I need to ellawandu.

by Dick December 1, 2003

top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

by dick May 29, 2004

Crasian

Or one crazy ass Asian.

Pomela is a Crasian, who gets 99's on her math midterms

by Dick November 1, 2004

skank nasty

when something that is so nasty that only a skank would do it/ use it

will seem to creep into your conversations now that you know what it means

"Man your shirt is skank nasty!"
"Wow that girl is skank nasty!"

by Dick October 7, 2004

assgremlin

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.

p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."

by dick April 13, 2004