Dick's definitions

bash

to masturbate like a cockney

"i bashed last night while finkin of you innit"

by Dick September 28, 2004

tea-baggers

faggots ball suckers

a man that sucks balls

by dick May 5, 2003

schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

by dick November 17, 2003

pubic hair

hiar on nuts

johnny has no pubic hair. hahahahaha

by dick June 26, 2003

phat

1. cool
2. Pretty Hot And Tempting

Dude! That shit is phat!
Dude! That bitch is P.H.A.T!

by dick March 19, 2003

prisonboy

Someone in jail who gets raped by another man.

If you don't shut up, i'll stop protecting you and if that happens, you'll become his prisonboy.

by Dick March 6, 2005

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005