2 definitions by detfrost1

A bathroom scale
I bought a new shame generator from Ikea yesterday. I need to keep an eye on my weight.
by detfrost1 June 23, 2011
The male version of a Cougar.

....The viper makes sense because older men can both act like snakes and they have "trouser snakes". Furthermore, like a viper, a powerful snake, the male version of a cougar has had the experience to know how to use his snake much better than a younger man.

It is important to note that like a Cougar, the Viper has an age range, typically between 45-55, but definitely no older than 60.
Scott Bakula is such a viper, just watching him on TV makes me damp.

Harrison Ford's days as a viper are definitely over.
by detfrost1 November 08, 2009

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