19 definitions by deejaylovesmaddie

Top Definition
a guy who has the godsent gift to ruin any movie he's in.
Phil: "what's ben affleck doing in this movie?"
Maddie: "ruining it."
by deejaylovesmaddie December 23, 2009
the shit. (see also: bonedaddy)
Maddie: "our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch"
Gregg: "Jack Skellington freaking rocks!"
by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009
a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.
"darling, we're going to wal-mart"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009
the best feeling in the world, usually associated with feeling free and happy.
"dude, i just got an A+ on my science test, i'm on a boat!"
by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009
When you accidentally call or text someone when your phone is in your pocket.
Maddie- (on the phone) "Yeah mom, no sorry I didn't mean to call you, my phone was in my pocket. Yeah, bye."
Hunter- "Did you butt text her?"
Maddie- "Yeah."
by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009
A store in which preppy, brain drained teenagers flock to to rid themselves of any personal uniqueness and conform to the standards of society therefore forging a secret pact and plotting the destruction of the world (see also: cult).
"DUDE! Did you get a chance to like go to like Hollister this weekend?!"
"Pshyeah. If I didn't that would mean I have an actual personality."
"Did you watch the secret cult video? I'm almost on level thre- I...I mean did you see the new board shorts?"
"Sure did! I'm on level three too- I...I mean yeah they bring out your toned thighs."
by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009
Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.
"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."
by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

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