daz's definitions

scummer

Anyone from southampton

You scummer

by daz April 2, 2004

smella

The genitalia of the female species (in bad condition)

Sheesh that girl had one proper smella!

by Daz December 14, 2003

bigdazza

Is a fine lookn lad with a verry big iq

DaZ B

by DaZ September 1, 2003

Tunnocks

To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.

Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.

With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.

When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!

by Daz September 22, 2004

stinky bridge

flap of skin dividing a womans pussy and her arse hole

jany likes me to cross the stinky bridge

by DAZ July 25, 2004

poobah

Used in expressions of bewilderment or frustration.

What the poobah?

by daz November 28, 2003

ooooarg

The sound when someone accidentaly traps their genitalia inbetween a large novel or encyclopedia. The most likely occurance is with males, however some females have known to be affected.

Ned:"whats that your reading ted"
Ted:"Oh nothing its just the..."
*book is dropped*
Ted:"OOOOARG!!"

by Daz September 27, 2004