daz's definitions

scummer

Anyone from southampton

You scummer

by daz April 2, 2004

ooooarg

The sound when someone accidentaly traps their genitalia inbetween a large novel or encyclopedia. The most likely occurance is with males, however some females have known to be affected.

Ned:"whats that your reading ted"
Ted:"Oh nothing its just the..."
*book is dropped*
Ted:"OOOOARG!!"

by Daz September 27, 2004

Hazaah

Hazaah is a type of onomatopoeia, devised while me and my friends were doing bugsy malone. It is used to show a group celebration about a particular event.

One person announces, "Hazaah for "insert object/name here" and then in responce, everyone shouts out "Hazaah!" in a celebrating type fashion.

This celebration is reserved only for males. If any femenists are reading this, then dont get too offended, just go and invent your own celebration

Darren:"Hazaah for hitting one of the staff with a custard pie!"

Every male: "HAZAAH!"

by Daz December 4, 2004

saggies

boobs that have hence since dropped unetrievably south...

'my god, that 85 yr old woman would be so fuckable if it wasn't for her 3 foot saggies'

by daz October 23, 2004

Spippy Kwazz

To be obviously mad and very crazy. Especially in public places. To be sane challenged.

The tramp just ran at me screaming with his guitar in one hand and half bottle of white lightening in the other, I just stood there petrefied, however once he had reached me he simply leant across and asked me for 5 pence. He was, for sure Spippy Kwazz.

by Daz September 19, 2004

Personal Opinion in Music

This is something every human being should adopt. Everyone is different. Everyone has a different face, different arms, legs or whatever. Same goes for music. Personal opinion is what seperates people the most. And music is something every person enjoys, and everyone is different in this. So will people start, please, to accept that just because someone listens to different music to you, that they are automatically idiots or twats. My music taste is extensive. I listen to mostly Trance and Dance music, but I also like Hip Hop, Rock, Metal, R'n'B, and I even like classical sometimes. I like something of every genre, and I could walk up to anyone on the street, and say 'Hi, I like that' without it making me seem like a pussy or whatever. Because I can accept people have different tastes. All you gangsters, all you grungers, all you goths, All you ravers, you can all get along with each other if you break this barrier of music you all hide behind, and accept different people have different tastes.

Rapper: 'Hey goth, I hate you because you listen to shit music'

Goth: 'Screw you, my music has passion unlike your shite'

Me: 'You are both the same. You both have Personal Opinion in Music If you wore suits and no jewellery and make-up, you would ignore each other and get on with your lives.'

Rapper & Goth 'That man is sensible. I will shake your hand sir and bid you good day'

by Daz March 25, 2006

the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been previously occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers Z-burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
I had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

by Daz March 8, 2005