daz's definitions

Spippy Kwazz

To be obviously mad and very crazy. Especially in public places. To be sane challenged.

The tramp just ran at me screaming with his guitar in one hand and half bottle of white lightening in the other, I just stood there petrefied, however once he had reached me he simply leant across and asked me for 5 pence. He was, for sure Spippy Kwazz.

by Daz September 19, 2004

saggies

boobs that have hence since dropped unetrievably south...

'my god, that 85 yr old woman would be so fuckable if it wasn't for her 3 foot saggies'

by daz October 23, 2004

scummer

Anyone from southampton

You scummer

by daz April 2, 2004

ooooarg

The sound when someone accidentaly traps their genitalia inbetween a large novel or encyclopedia. The most likely occurance is with males, however some females have known to be affected.

Ned:"whats that your reading ted"
Ted:"Oh nothing its just the..."
*book is dropped*
Ted:"OOOOARG!!"

by Daz September 27, 2004

Hazaah

Hazaah is a type of onomatopoeia, devised while me and my friends were doing bugsy malone. It is used to show a group celebration about a particular event.

One person announces, "Hazaah for "insert object/name here" and then in responce, everyone shouts out "Hazaah!" in a celebrating type fashion.

This celebration is reserved only for males. If any femenists are reading this, then dont get too offended, just go and invent your own celebration

Darren:"Hazaah for hitting one of the staff with a custard pie!"

Every male: "HAZAAH!"

by Daz December 4, 2004

smella

The genitalia of the female species (in bad condition)

Sheesh that girl had one proper smella!

by Daz December 14, 2003

banging!

to bang an old birds nips/tits whilst using an up and down motion with da hand e.g ali g's booyakasha

o my god that mans banging in street!

by daz May 14, 2003