daws's definitions

factoring

In encryption systems, very large prime numbers (200 digits long or more) are used to generate other prime numbers. When trying to decode encrypted data it is necessary to find the two original prime numbers.

I use factoring to generate my private encryption key.

by Daws April 26, 2004

fruit pastilles friday

The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.

Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!

by Daws February 28, 2009

bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.

Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?

by daws April 11, 2005

Blimposaurus

When someone gets so large that the word blimp is just not enough to describe their colossal size, the largest possible person.

Hey, look at that guy, he's SO huge, he's not just a blimp, he's a blimposaurus!

by Daws August 22, 2012

Alj

More commonly used to refer to an unpopular guy, especially one who thinks they're all that.

Alj said he was with a hottie the other day, but he was just making it up.

by Daws March 17, 2003

AggroTall

This is a combination of the words Aggressive and Tall, used to describe someone who is quite obviously neither of these attributes.

Man1: Hey there Mr AggroTall (he says looking down upon this short man)
Mr AggroTall: Hello there, would you like a backrub?

by Daws April 22, 2009

rubbished

When someone is totally and utterly made to feel shit by someone else.

Hey Kevin, you're just shit at everything.
Haha Kevin, you just got totally rubbished.

by Daws February 24, 2009