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A videogame company generally credited for developing the infamous Halo series. They are actually owned by Microsoft, making them a second-party developer of games. Bungie's ultimate goal is world domination.
"Is Bungie's goal REALLY world-domination?"
"...uh, that's what they say."

"Bungie makes kick-ass games and I like them, but wouldn't it be nice to live in a world where there are other game companies?"
-me
by Dave November 16, 2004

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Short for "Weird Al Yankovic".

A living legend that has made his name in spotlights for creating clever parodies of other hit songs. He even starred in one movie called UHF, which was highly underappreciated then, but now it's a cult classic. Overall, Weird Al is better off in music than in movies, despite how funny UHF was.
"Hey I know this song it's......hey this isn't Weird Al!!"
-me hearing a song that sounds like one of Weird Al's spoofs, until it turns out not to be Weird Al
by Dave June 21, 2004

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To rub a bodypart, or body, specially with gentle & soft techniques. Sometimes massages are hard & may hurt, but are useful in the end.
"I wanna give my girlfriend a full-body massage. Oh yeah, I want to rub every part of her....I'll massage her fine, sleek ass, then turn her over to massage that fine rack of hers, and finally, go full-bore on pleasing that hot succulent pussy of hers; I'll rub it up'n'down and listen to her sexy moanings and I'll have my day made. LOL"
-me
by Dave February 13, 2004

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*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.
"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!"

"Which kind?"

"Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"
by Dave April 08, 2004

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Often pronounced "mahr-broh".

Marlboro is a cigarette brand, perhaps the most famous of all those cig brands out there, like Newport, Camel, Pall Mall, Winston, and all those other millions of brands.

Marlboro comes in red (normal tobacco), blue (mentholated), white (not as strong as marb red), and their new No.27 (which tastes a lot like marb red).
"Marb reds taste good. ^_^ I don't really smoke much though. I'm more of a social smoker. When I'm on free days like weekends or vacations away from my school, I don't smoke."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004

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Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 13, 2004

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A term referring to the kind and fair.
"The meek shall inherit the earth..."
by Dave March 26, 2004

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