dave's definitions

estoc

*German sword used for stabbing, similar to a rapier.
*A term referring to an erect penis. Supposedly.

"Yep, estoc, he has an estoc."
-friend of mine in 10th grade

by Dave March 16, 2004

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

velveeta cheetah

a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.

I was working the bar and whipped up a velveeta cheetah for my pal Vern.

by Dave May 13, 2005

LABLUMF

Lazy Ass Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

If you're a LABLUMF, You'll vote Democrat.

by Dave November 13, 2006

dogtag

A thin, metallic, oval-like-shaped plate used as a form of identification on various aspects (like name, DOB, blood type, etc), worn with a chain (like a necklace), usually by infantry.
The true purpose of the dogtag is to be able to easily identify the corpse of a soldier. The dogtags are usually rested into the mouth of a soldier, sometimes even shoved up their teeth.

"Up their teeth? Ouch....I know they're dead, but still."
-me

PS : my dogtag reads:

GROSS
DAVID
AN ARMY OF ONE
JUNE 14, 1775
U.S. ARMY

Cool huh? I got it for free by sending something into the army. ^_^

by Dave February 22, 2004

judaic

A politically-correct term to refer to a jew, or a person of jewish heritage.

"I prefer the term 'jew' myself."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Nine-Eleven

September 11th, 2001.

"Ever since Nine-Eleven there's been nothing but mass censorship and stuff."

by Dave January 15, 2004