dave's definitions

Boy Sets Fire

An extremely unique hardcore band. Hardcore is stretching it even, their sound is so unique. Most of their songs are political or socially charged. They have an excellent, unique sound.

After the Eulogy, Rookie, and Last Years Nest are superb songs.

by Dave July 3, 2005

311

Five self-described "friends for life" making the best music in the world. They have been around since 1988 and are music's best kept secret. Definitely not racist.

Know that 311 has always been Down.

by Dave December 29, 2003

lesbianos

Some word I like to shout out for whatever reason I feel like, including just the reading of the word "lesbian". Meant to sound italian.

"*prancing about* lesbianos!!!"
-me

by Dave January 26, 2004

w/e

Abbreviation commonly used in personal ads to indicate someone is well endowed.

"MWM D/D free, W/E and cut. Seeking WF for good times."
(This would translate to: Married white male, drug and disease free, well endowed and circumsized. Seeking white female for sex.)

by Dave July 30, 2008

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

by Dave November 18, 2003

London Ontario

A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.

Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.

Well thats about all

London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA

by Dave December 17, 2004