dave's definitions

purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!

'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'

by dave February 16, 2004

N.R

Not right

That was crap up the M.J on the N.R

by Dave May 9, 2003

Ski Chopper

A person with an abnormally large choad

Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!

by Dave April 25, 2003

townie

Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.

One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"

by Dave September 17, 2003

oh, my, gawd

How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.

"Oh, my, gawd. Becky, look at her butt. That is, like, so..."
-a valleygirl

"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl

by Dave March 30, 2004

metempsychosis

See reincarnation .

"Metempsychosis is another term for reincarnation. Not too many people are familiar with this word."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

raped

1. To be completely destroyed in a game, never having a chance or an attempt at beating the opponent(s).

An7i HeRo: LMAO! U JUST GOT RAPED U FUCKING NOOB! MAYBE NEXT TIME! IM SO L33T
RENEGADEJESUS3: awww man, that sucked. ur such a haxzor anti. i got raped up the ass...

by dave April 12, 2005