dave's definitions

mother f'er

One who has sex with their wife/girlfriend after the said party has already had at least one child.

After having sex with my wife last night, I am now a mother f'er.

by Dave March 30, 2004

oh, my, gawd

How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.

"Oh, my, gawd. Becky, look at her butt. That is, like, so..."
-a valleygirl

"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl

by Dave March 30, 2004

metempsychosis

See reincarnation .

"Metempsychosis is another term for reincarnation. Not too many people are familiar with this word."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

leftovers

The act of revenge on someone, by taking human poo poo and wrapping it in tinfoil, then sticking it in ones refridgerator.

"If Tom does'nt quick being an ass hole, he's going to get leftovers"

by Dave May 31, 2007

Stear

n. - Kill Sean.

"Hmmmm...tabasco...this calls for a stear."

by Dave November 10, 2003

Playing Sonic

Sliding one's finger rhythmically and quickly.

i.e. female masturbation

<Dave> man where's Angie
<Fred> shes been playing sonic the whole time
<Angie> >_>

by Dave March 27, 2005

special forces

A common term referring to a soldier who is part of a special ops group, from the US Army's Rangers to the US Navy SEAL's. Counterterrorist units are also special-forces.

"Look at all those soldiers out there in Iraq."
"Actually those are Rangers."
"Oh...special-forces?"
"Absolutely. Special-forces are the ones who fight wars these days."

by Dave September 13, 2004