dave's definitions

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005

Chuggy

And elite member of VLR, Chuggy is a cood guy. He's a laid back, quiet, mysterious and attractive. He and his comrade Shado fight the PSB and other enemies of VLR with sticks and cheese, and sometimes weapons. Also as term used to describe someone of this personality.

Wow, Chuggy is so cool, I want to s3x0r him!
Did you see that ninja? Totally chuggy.

by Dave January 7, 2004

NCAA

The greatest sports league in the world. Players actually play for the game, and not for the money. Way more intense than the NFL or NBA.

NCAA 2005, is the best video game on the face of the earth, the game is way better than Madden.

by Dave June 1, 2004

James Torrance

James Torrance, also known as Acting Head Teacher, Doug, Mousey. A man of distinction, fountain of all knowledge and worthy information.

Has a face like a shovel hence the name Doug.

"We all admire James Torrance, Head Boy"
"Doug dug a hole"

by Dave February 9, 2005

smear campaign

An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".

"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004

Time Paradox

A gimmick that is quite popular amongst Metal Gear fans because the "Mission Failed" logo is actually "Time Paradox". In reality though, a time paradox is a contradiction of time. For example, take Metal Gear Solid 3's background. It's set in 1964. The main character's death, according to the storyline, would mean World War III. Thus, if he is killed, reality as we know it would suffer a time paradox because he wasn't supposed to die, and his death would mean the end of the world.....of course, we're still alive today.

Aw hell who am I kidding. This whole flow of time thing really confizzles me.

"Keep in mind though, it's just a game...^_^..."
-me

"Vietnam never happened. TIME PARADOX!"

by Dave November 19, 2004

Republican

The right wing of the US political system. It is actually younger than the other political party, and focuses on preserving various rights.
Overall however, it is impossible to define a Republican, or a Democrat for that matter, without opinionism.

On a sidenote, Republicans are for INDIVIDUAL freedom and less government-control. And with individual freedom comes individual RESPONSIBILITY. And with responsibility, there is hard-earned bliss.

"Not ALL Republicans are evil."
-me

"NAZIS WERE NATIONAL SOCIALISTS, NOT CONSERVATIVE CAPITALISTS."
-someone

by Dave November 3, 2004