dave's definitions

conundry

Kill Sean. See stear.

Clayton: "I'm bored."
Dave: "That is quite the conundry."
Sean: <--- Dead

by Dave November 10, 2003

spliff

A stick ov heavan.

we'l b stoned all night wiv dat fucker

by dave March 22, 2004

cocaine

the presence of heartless and flave money in a sistuation invovling money or power

wow i see cocaine... heartless must be here

by dave March 21, 2003

Skin Hat

The act of placing your ball sack on soemone's head.

Charlie gave his boyfriend a skin hat because Charlie is the gayest kid ever.

by Dave April 7, 2004

come out

A term referring to a person deciding to tell once and for all that he is a homosexual.

"Why couldn't this term mean 'telling the truth'? -_-' "
-me

by Dave September 26, 2004

Peggy Bundy

A middle-aged woman who needs that big ass violated doggy-style in the worst way! Also see Al Bundy. Was probably as hot as Kelly at one time BUT she still has it goin'on!

That Peggy Bundy would be a hit with the boys in the "big house"

by dave November 27, 2003

der

German for "the". Sounds like "duh", or "dah", so this would explain why "der" is used as "duh" in this day and age. Or maybe because it sounds funnier.

"Der launch the missile!"

"*spinning a cat around in one hand*Deeerrrrr hi I'm Rob I'm the biggest idiot in the whole wide world!"

by Dave January 8, 2005