dave's definitions

Foss Pox

Sickness spread when an ill colleague comes into work oblivious to the fact that everyone else will pick up their germs.

Rob: "Where were you yesterday you skiving fuck?"
Jo: "I came down with a dose of Foss Pox"

by Dave October 16, 2003

titses

This is a funny miss spelling of the word tits. This can offten me seen in porn IMs. Also a type of mamel.

I enlarged my titses come see!

by dave October 16, 2003

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

kinfolk

another word for your relatives/extended family.

by dave October 17, 2003

stave

verb, meaning to damage, dent, scratch, scuff, etc. used in maine. past tense stove.

if your not careful you could stave up your face with that chain saw. junior went off the road the other night and stove up the the truck.

by dave October 17, 2003

rud

road

by dave October 17, 2003

touchhole

the small hole in the breach of a black powder rifle or cannon used to ignite the charge.

by dave October 17, 2003