dave's definitions

Jeff Hardy

one half of the greatest tag team of all time but his brother was stupid and then got fired by Vince McMahon. He has had some great matches.

Wrestlemania X-Seven v.s Dudleyz v.s E&C 4 the wwe tag team championship.

by dave April 2, 2005

LIKE

Full stop

"How's it going, LIKE?"

by Dave December 14, 2003

focus

A car made by Ford distinguishable by its big ass and cheap insurance

My focus is well fast on the road

by Dave August 27, 2003

Eig

Often said by the famous Murious Madnoss!

Eig, Tea, Aren't you smart?

by Dave February 16, 2004

Jaw Breaker

Orally pleasuring multiple cocks simultaneously.

Jill enjoys a jaw breaker after a long night of chili dogging.

by Dave December 16, 2004

FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"

George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.

by Dave April 19, 2005

Donut Fuck

A general term used to describe any situation in which one encounters a narrow, well fortified entrance to a base or camped area.

There's a sniper at the end of that donut fuck (a.k.a. hallway).

by Dave November 13, 2003