dave's definitions

LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.

"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

snoogins

Snoogins as said by Kevin Smith (the creator of the word) means just kidding.

I'm gonna do you right now. Snoogins

by Dave March 2, 2004

smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt

were smoking the turkey

by dave May 13, 2005

Brizzle

The Battle Rifle on Halo 2.

"The brizzle+plasma pistol charge combo makes for some sick deaths in Halo 2 multiplayer."

by Dave April 3, 2005

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 25, 2003

shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.

"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."

by Dave June 19, 2004

morris dancer

Some wierdo's who paint their faces black and dance round sticks in the country (in England).
Usually from the South West, anal and gay - probably has sex with members of their own family

Fucking Morris dancers - they're everywhere. It's about time they passed a law against it

by Dave July 8, 2003