16 definitions by dan jewell

busticle

Not quite a testicle, yet not quite busting a nut

What the hell is a busticle?

by dan jewell October 25, 2003

Scianna

A large pickle, approximately seventeen to twenty-two inches in length

Wow, that's the largest scianna I've ever seen, do you have more where that came from.

by dan jewell October 5, 2003

yeast pouch

UUUUUhhhhhhhhh, a vagina.

I've heared that yeast pouches taste like batteries.

by dan jewell March 25, 2005

de-loosify

To make something feel tighter, such as a vagina, screws, orange juice lids and vaginas.

1. Slim Bavis made the big switch to Tropicana from Minute Maid Orange Juice, because he was unable to de-loosify the lid.

2. Dan Jewell's large member has pulverized many vaginas, causing them to resort to Vaginercises which in turn will de-loosify that nappy dugout.

by dan jewell March 25, 2005

take a shot in the mouth

To act like, or say that you indeed like or love the band Nickelback in order to bed a hottie of the opposite sex.

Slim: "Yo Dan, you see that fine piece of ass over there with the Nickelback shirt on."
Dan: "Yeah, I'd take a shot in the mouth in order to give her the rectal thermometer.

by dan jewell April 11, 2005

Rectal Thermometer

The act of sticking a digit into your female partners anus, while engaging in intercourse, in order to gauge that womans boundries or limitations concerning further action, up the old dirt road.

Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?"
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."

by dan jewell February 24, 2005

moped

To hump a fat chick, out of desperation, fun or just straight being lupid.
Usually preceded by "riding a..."

My stupid friend Jim, always talks about two things, riding mopeds and playing with his elbia, which usually will impress a fat chick into the sex.

by dan jewell March 17, 2005