dagger_grrl's definitions

crimminy

a very old irish oath with several spellings, a bastardization of "christ", i think. my grandmother says this a lot.

"crimminy, ralph, the phone is ringing! pick up the phone! no, i don't know where it is. well, where did you leave it? crimminy, why did you leave it out there? no, never mind, it's stopped ringing. dammit, it was probably betty. frank's probably died and we'll have to wait 'till tomorrow to find out about it, now won't we? oh, stop crying, ralph! crimminy!"

by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

Chow

a big, ugly, mean, orange breed of dog with a blue tounge and wooly fur.

one of these things tried to kill my sister once...

connie's chow sucks. this is the third time it's clamped onto my sack this week.

by dagger_grrl October 12, 2003

cream soda

nectar of the gods. a sweet, creamy, vanilla flavored soda that goes well with cheese cake or by itself.

try this 'caribbean cream soda' stuff. it's like drinking God.

by dagger_grrl September 13, 2004

Hand job

to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!

josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.

by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003

nude

an unclothed human body shown in an especially beautiful, artistic, or idealized manner.

a work of art displaying a nude.

a color approximating 'flesh tone', a warm pink-biege often used to color underwear or stockings.

Bouguereau's female nudes are especially lovely, but that's just me talking.

by dagger_grrl March 17, 2004

platonic

an emotinally and socially intimate, non-sexual relationship, often between two men. attributed to the greek philosopher plato, who deemed platonic friendships to be the most evolved type of love.

by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

mourn

to actively express and work through one's grief through emotional and/or social outlets or cues.

forms of mourning include donning specific clothing, cutting one's hair, weeping, and attending religious services.

by dagger_grrl March 15, 2004