d. ferrel's definitions

tardbait

A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.

Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."

Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

slow your roll

Term used to inform a homie that he's getting outta control and he might want to shut the hell up before he gets beat the hell up.

"Yo dawg, you better slow your roll fool."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

fade to black

The slow transition when you realize that you just got "KNOCKED THE F&CK OUT!!!!"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

Pappy

Whatcha all talkin about....this was Popeye's dad fools!!!!

"Me lookin for me Pappy"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

testicle

What an employee at the end of the Elmo Manufacturing line does right before a final "box up".

"Larry is our final inspector here at Elmo Manufacturing. When Elmo gets to him, he looks him over for any flaws then gives him one final Testicle"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

classic

A term used to note that something was just pure genuine and worth remembering. Something that will never slip your mind due to it's pure humor.

Joe let's out a 23 second fart

Jimmy: "Damn, Joe, that was Classic"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

damn bro

What one brotha says to another brotha whenever the second brotha does something stupid or something that is gonna get his ass whooped by his girlfriend.

"Damn bro, Gina gonna kill you when she finds out you lost the rent money"

by D. Ferrel September 26, 2003