d. ferrel's definitions

go to sleep

What was said to me after I got my ass whooped when I was a kid.

**spank spank** "godamnit kid, now GO TO SLEEP" *

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

Pacer

Short version of Pace Maker.

"Yo Gramps, I think you need a new set of batteries for your Pacer"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Pappy

Whatcha all talkin about....this was Popeye's dad fools!!!!

"Me lookin for me Pappy"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

testicle

What an employee at the end of the Elmo Manufacturing line does right before a final "box up".

"Larry is our final inspector here at Elmo Manufacturing. When Elmo gets to him, he looks him over for any flaws then gives him one final Testicle"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

I'll never wash my cheek

The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.

"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

Dicky Doo

A term used to describe when a man's stomach sticks so far out he can no longer see his pecker.

"Damn Jo Jo, your stomach stick out farther than your Dicky Doo!"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

floating air bisquit

Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003