37 definitions by d. ferrel

Backdraft

what you get when you fart against the wind.

"I farted south but unfortunately the wind was blowing north, thus I got a backdraft"

by d. ferrel September 24, 2003

testicle

What an employee at the end of the Elmo Manufacturing line does right before a final "box up".

"Larry is our final inspector here at Elmo Manufacturing. When Elmo gets to him, he looks him over for any flaws then gives him one final Testicle"

by d. ferrel September 29, 2003

Penis

A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.

"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"

by d. ferrel September 24, 2003

tardbait

A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.

Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."

Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."

by d. ferrel September 30, 2003

Pacer

Short version of Pace Maker.

"Yo Gramps, I think you need a new set of batteries for your Pacer"

by d. ferrel September 29, 2003

retro

Anything pulled of the 80's era.

"His parachute pants are so retro"

by d. ferrel September 29, 2003

I'll never wash my cheek

The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.

"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"

by d. ferrel September 25, 2003