Definitions by cyclopath
Schlaughterkök
Male genitalia of fearsome and terrifying presence and power. Legendary conquering skill and force. Transverses realms natural and spiritual. To be feared and never left unguarded.
Specific origin unknown but believed to be unique to eastern Europe. ( See " Vnad the Impaler " )
Specific origin unknown but believed to be unique to eastern Europe. ( See " Vnad the Impaler " )
"The entire Village of Virgins was wiped out in one night, the latest victims in the furious legacy of Schlaughterkök."
Schlaughterkök by cyclopath August 6, 2015
Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome
condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.
Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."
Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome by cyclopath July 28, 2015
a crapella
1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.
"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."
a crapella by cyclopath July 28, 2015
proctometrist
Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.
proctometrist by cyclopath September 22, 2010
Eurologist
a doctor specializing in the care and treatment of European pricks. The majority of Eurology' patients are typically French.
The mere sight of Francois - or whatever the fuck his name is - pisses me off. I think he needs a Eurologist.
Eurologist by cyclopath September 22, 2010
Pornoscopy
Gynecological examination during which the patient becomes aroused and/or experiences orgasm and/or attempts to initiate sexual activity with the examiner.
What was supposed to be a routine yearly exam turned into an all-out pornoscopy. Her doctor waived all charges and recommended she see him more frequently.
Pornoscopy by cyclopath August 22, 2010
Kintucky Derby
(noun) competitive group incest, whereby points are awarded for engaging in sex acts with immediate family members. Rules are generally at the discretion of participants; infants and toddlers are usually considered "off-limits".
"While I am disappointed in the results of this year's Kintucky Derby, I am very proud of the effort my family team put forth - especially my sexy daughter! We'll get 'em next year!"
Kintucky Derby by cyclopath May 22, 2010