156 definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

term used for a "good" female friend who is closely related (e.g. sister, best friend, roommate) to your girlfriend
Dude, you're dating Lindsay but I saw you face-sucking with Britney.

It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!

If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 24, 2010
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1) "Who Identifies As" name suffix(cf nee) to indicate a person's pronoun preference(s).
pronounced "weeya" or "why-eye-ay"
2) Can be used in other contexts, to, to mean the same thing.
1) Jennifer Brown wia they/them
Gregory Jones wia she/her
2) Bill just had gender reassigment surgey. What's Bill's wia?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 24, 2019
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1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins
1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016
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A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.

Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.

In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"

Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.
John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 28, 2007
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1. criticizing my taste(either literally or figuratively(as in def 2)) preferences
2. sloppily perform cunnlingus on me
1. Bob: "Eww, that's disgusting, puttingketchup o a hot dog." Dave: Fuck you, Asshole, Do't yiuck my yum
2. Candy: OMG, If you ever date Joey, you gotta let him yuck your yum. I had him yuck my yum for a full hour; I never came so often in my life!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 22, 2021
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like a golden shower but having a bunch of guys cum all over you instead of pissing
Debbie: Ever since I switched from golden showers to white showers, my skin has started to GLOW!
50 guys: unnggghhhh squirt-squirt-squirt
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 20, 2009
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any stylish adornment of one's head (eg headphones, earrings, hairbands, scrunchies, skull spikes, etc.)
skullcandy may be a company that makes outrageously coloured headphones, but who gives them the exclusive right to the term skull candy? I define my beaded headband as skull candy and fuck anyone who says differently!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 11, 2010
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