Definitions by cuddles mcstig

paddlepop 

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.

Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.

paddlepop by Cuddles McStig June 22, 2009

dodgefucker

Someone who has developed a reputation for regularly using shoddy, fictitious, last-minute excuses in order to avoid social commitments.

He said he can't come because he's spending New Year's with his mum.
What a dodgefucker!

dodgefucker by Cuddles McStig June 21, 2009

porndexter

A person whose bookish pursuits extend only to pornographic material.

Look at Josh, he's such a poindexter.
No, he's actually a porndexter. It might look like he's reading an encyclopedia but there's actually a copy of Playboy hidden inside.

porndexter by Cuddles McStig December 19, 2008

blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 23, 2008

blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 12, 2008

blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 11, 2008

gruesome bush 

A smaller, shrub-like relative of the ugly tree. It shares the ugly tree's ability to trigger ugliness on contact.

Bob looks like he fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down and then landed awkwardly in the gruesome bush.

gruesome bush by Cuddles McStig June 20, 2008