Definitions by crustynraunchy
coo bear
an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers
coo bear by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
coo bear
an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers
coo bear by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
butters the gangster
a gangster in saginaw, or sagnasty (see sagnasty). i have heard rumors about him, no one knows who he really is.
butters the gangster by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
hemlock hick
one who lives in hemlock, and typically listens to metal or flies the confederate flag, they live in the country and get drunk plenty, also they love sporking and toilet papering.
hemlock hick by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
the crusty walrus
when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.
the crusty walrus by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
Ankoviak
a christian person who overreacts to everythign surrounding them, is not willing to except the fact that the world is full of pain, war, crime and disasters everyday, unlike normal christians, they think they dont make mistakes and tattle on everyone
Ankoviak by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
the ugly fucks
a group of girls at my school (any school) that are just horribly ugly and uninteresting to talk to, bad communication skills, there only hope is to get really rich and buy new skin.. and learn how to talk right...damn
the ugly fucks by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007