crustynraunchy's definitions

cream cup

a trick to get a girl cummed on when she doesnt even know it

first you make a milkshake, then you jizz all over in it, and then mix it in, give her the milkshake and after she gulps it down call her a semon swallower, she will be confused, then you thouroughly explain how you made the shake and cummed into it, she will get mad of course, thats when you dump her and kick her outta the house.

hah..i got rid of the hoe by givin her a cream cup

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.

the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

dooger

a good fellow who deserves a much better life than what he is given, being constantly teased but then rising up to have mad respect out of the unique characteristics he has from being teased as a child, a good, non annoying christian person who is fun for a laugh or so. there life sucks

yo dooger check this out

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

Ankoviak

a christian person who overreacts to everythign surrounding them, is not willing to except the fact that the world is full of pain, war, crime and disasters everyday, unlike normal christians, they think they dont make mistakes and tattle on everyone

i am christian, but i am not an ankoviak.

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

stupid freshman

a freshman, or new person to a school who gets bullyed for the first few weeks, and doesnt have any street smart skills, it is common for juniors and seniors to ridicule these kids, and junior high students try to be cool and make fun of them for being a stupid freshman but there even more immature for not realizing there lower than low

i push stupid freshman into lockers almost daily

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

poop surprise

first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.

i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

coo bear

an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers

hey man, you better clean your tree, those damn coo bears got my cousins last week.

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007