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butters the gangster

a gangster in saginaw, or sagnasty (see sagnasty). i have heard rumors about him, no one knows who he really is.
butters the gangster must have shot these people up...
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
mugGet the butters the gangstermug.

cream cup

a trick to get a girl cummed on when she doesnt even know it

first you make a milkshake, then you jizz all over in it, and then mix it in, give her the milkshake and after she gulps it down call her a semon swallower, she will be confused, then you thouroughly explain how you made the shake and cummed into it, she will get mad of course, thats when you dump her and kick her outta the house.
hah..i got rid of the hoe by givin her a cream cup
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
mugGet the cream cupmug.

Ankoviak

a christian person who overreacts to everythign surrounding them, is not willing to except the fact that the world is full of pain, war, crime and disasters everyday, unlike normal christians, they think they dont make mistakes and tattle on everyone
i am christian, but i am not an ankoviak.
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
mugGet the Ankoviakmug.

vicoden

a way cool pill that is easy to access, its not stupid, its helpful, especially to those prescribed, now mixing it with hard alchohol can get pretty ugly, itll fuck ya up, i havent tried that before.
ben told me about vicoden, now i wanna try it.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
mugGet the vicodenmug.

coo bear

an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers
hey man, you better clean your tree, those damn coo bears got my cousins last week.
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
mugGet the coo bearmug.

dooger

a good fellow who deserves a much better life than what he is given, being constantly teased but then rising up to have mad respect out of the unique characteristics he has from being teased as a child, a good, non annoying christian person who is fun for a laugh or so. there life sucks
yo dooger check this out
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
mugGet the doogermug.

the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.
the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
mugGet the the crusty walrusmug.

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