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coo bear

an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers
hey man, you better clean your tree, those damn coo bears got my cousins last week.
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
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thanksgiving pussy

first, you cook up some delicious thanksgiving food, turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, and hell why not some wine.

then u get in bed with your bitch and stuff mashed potatoes and gravy in her pussy, along with turkey, and wash it down with wine, then you fuck her uncontrollably until the food is in a gooey substance form, then you casually walk out to the table and make her eat it
instead of sitting with the family, me and my bitch had a thanksgiving pussy.
by crustynraunchy January 7, 2008
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butters the gangster

a gangster in saginaw, or sagnasty (see sagnasty). i have heard rumors about him, no one knows who he really is.
butters the gangster must have shot these people up...
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
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musty snake

first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.
last week i gave nates mom a musty snake, she didnt see it coming.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
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coo bear

an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers
hey man, you better clean your tree, those damn coo bears got my cousins last week.
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
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slimy breakfast

you crack two large healthy eggs into a girls vagina, then fuck it, when you both leave a discharge, you make her eat the eggs, you cook them with the semon and squirt all over it
you should really give her a slimy breakfast for your anniversary.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
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clevland steam roller

you very ferociously take a shit on a femals tits, then slowly slide your ass down on her chest where the shit is sitting, then you rub back and forth to rub the shit in... works as a wonderful moisterizer
fuck her then shit on her then rub it in with your ass!
clevland steam roller
by crustynraunchy January 4, 2008
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