17 definitions by crustynraunchy
first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.
by crustynraunchy December 7, 2007
an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers
by crustynraunchy December 4, 2007
an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers
by crustynraunchy December 4, 2007
a freshman, or new person to a school who gets bullyed for the first few weeks, and doesnt have any street smart skills, it is common for juniors and seniors to ridicule these kids, and junior high students try to be cool and make fun of them for being a stupid freshman but there even more immature for not realizing there lower than low
by crustynraunchy December 5, 2007
you crack two large healthy eggs into a girls vagina, then fuck it, when you both leave a discharge, you make her eat the eggs, you cook them with the semon and squirt all over it
by crustynraunchy December 7, 2007
a way cool pill that is easy to access, its not stupid, its helpful, especially to those prescribed, now mixing it with hard alchohol can get pretty ugly, itll fuck ya up, i havent tried that before.
by crustynraunchy December 5, 2007
a good fellow who deserves a much better life than what he is given, being constantly teased but then rising up to have mad respect out of the unique characteristics he has from being teased as a child, a good, non annoying christian person who is fun for a laugh or so. there life sucks
yo dooger check this out
by crustynraunchy December 5, 2007