7 definitions by crackedbaiterjett
VALORANT : the person who mains the most broken agent in the game. Instalocks faster than jett main before nerfs. Always last alive, always ready to trade their teammate for a free kill, a chamber main cares only about K/D ratio and never does anything wrong.
by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022
VALORANT : it's a myth or a legend but it's been scientifically proven that a breach main does not exist in our timeline
Doctor Strange - I've seen 14 000 605 possible outcomes.
Valorant Player - In how many breach main actually exists?
Doctor Strage - One.
Valorant Player - In how many breach main actually exists?
Doctor Strage - One.
by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022
Also known as IWD; IWillDominate is a retired american LoL pro player who is over twice as old as his audience. He played as a jungler in very prestigeus and highly respected NA LCS. Dom was banned for a whole year because he made fun of a champion skin in Riot Games HQ.
Nowadays known for his crack addition, ToS challenging jokes and based LPL costreams. He's live on twitch almost every single day at 4 AM to watch 18 year olds in China play video games. Also banned for another year of costreaming in 2020 because of nails joke incident. Despite having a girlfriend and being a millionaire he still plays league off stream to prove that at age 42 he can still dominate his region, yet still cannot grow proper facial hair.
Nowadays known for his crack addition, ToS challenging jokes and based LPL costreams. He's live on twitch almost every single day at 4 AM to watch 18 year olds in China play video games. Also banned for another year of costreaming in 2020 because of nails joke incident. Despite having a girlfriend and being a millionaire he still plays league off stream to prove that at age 42 he can still dominate his region, yet still cannot grow proper facial hair.
IWillDominate - "Fuck that guy!"
by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022
A type of gamer that has never touched grass nor touched a women in their life and 99.99% chance he never will. Plays Valorant for at least 12 hours a day even tho he hates the actual game almost as much as himself. He would rather be tortured to death than talk to a person he doesn't know.
"Son how is your CSGO career going?"
"Actually, I'm a valorant player now"
"You maidenless failure get out of my house"
"Actually, I'm a valorant player now"
"You maidenless failure get out of my house"
by crackedbaiterjett August 24, 2022
The biggest baiter of european Valorant ranked. He is toxic and you have 99% chance he muted his whole team before the game even began. Forever hardstuck immortal 3, if you get him on your team - dodge is the only option. If you see him in enemy squad - look behind you, check every single corner - YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
player 1 - OMFG THERE IS NO WAY HE WAS WAITING THERE AGAIN!
player 2 - Stop dying to that cringe baiter Sadinh0, you fucking bum
player 2 - Stop dying to that cringe baiter Sadinh0, you fucking bum
by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022
esports : the most legendary esports team ever; they dominated CSGO scene like no one ever did. When you played Astralis in 2018 you were packing your bags the day before. They only team in CSGO history to win 4 majors including back to back to back 3 in a row. During their era they manages to win 31 games in a row on map called Nuke.
The legendary roster was:
dev1ce - awper
gla1ve - IGL
dupreeh - entryfragger
magisk - rifler
xyp9x - support
The legendary roster was:
dev1ce - awper
gla1ve - IGL
dupreeh - entryfragger
magisk - rifler
xyp9x - support
by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022
Mostly known as TFT it's a game mode in LoL, made by Riot Games, which does not require more than a single limb to play. Just click and move the hero and game plays for you. Completely RNG and brainless, teamfight tactics is perfect entertainment for people so dumb that they can't even play LoL.
by crackedbaiterjett August 24, 2022