Definitions by cosmixmaster

drunken revolver ocelot 

a guy who puts smegma on his sandwiches

"darryl puts smegma on his sandwiches instead of mayonaise."

"dude darryl's a total dro"

drunken revolver ocelot by cosmixmaster July 14, 2004

dynagrip 

...needs to shut the fuck up.

Dynagrip: Blah blah blah, down with whitey!
Jesus Christ: Would you shut the hell up, already?

dynagrip by Cosmixmaster July 18, 2003

jalop 

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

jalop by Cosmixmaster June 30, 2003

Jerz 

Short form of wordJerzakie/word that gay men shout prior to performing an wordalabama crab apple/word.

yes
yes
that's it
oh my god
ahh
ahh
JERZ
JERZ
JERZ
woo
phew
yea

Jerz by Cosmixmaster June 13, 2003

barry sanders 

The greatest running back ever for the greatest sport ever, Football.

If the Lions still had Barry Sanders, they would have won the Super Bowl.

barry sanders by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

Mysst 

An Asian dude with a fro who likes the ladies who have a wordbadonkadonk/word

Oh, and he invented the wordmasturbation-fueled car/word.

Mysst likes fat asses on his ladies. Word.

Mysst by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

gniz 

To attempt to wordzing/word someone and fail horribly.

Shut the hell up, genital goblin!

Dude, I had sex with your dog.

...Nice Gniz, dumbass.

gniz by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003