cosmixmaster's definitions

Mysst

An Asian dude with a fro who likes the ladies who have a wordbadonkadonk/word

Oh, and he invented the wordmasturbation-fueled car/word.

Mysst likes fat asses on his ladies. Word.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

donkey kong punch

Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.

So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

drunken revolver ocelot

a guy who puts smegma on his sandwiches

"darryl puts smegma on his sandwiches instead of mayonaise."

"dude darryl's a total dro"

by cosmixmaster July 14, 2004

gniz

To attempt to wordzing/word someone and fail horribly.

Shut the hell up, genital goblin!

Dude, I had sex with your dog.

...Nice Gniz, dumbass.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

Ditka

Something that is incredibly badass

Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.

by Cosmixmaster January 3, 2003

Jerz

Short form of wordJerzakie/word that gay men shout prior to performing an wordalabama crab apple/word.

yes
yes
that's it
oh my god
ahh
ahh
JERZ
JERZ
JERZ
woo
phew
yea

by Cosmixmaster June 13, 2003