cooter's definitions
by Cooter August 25, 2003
Get the Platte Countymug. the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation
by cooter March 7, 2003
Get the SpankBankmug. Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.
Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.
Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.
Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.
Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.
Of high quality: jewelry tools.
Discriminating: jewelry taste.
Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.
Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.
Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.
Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.
Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.
Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.
Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.
Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.
Of high quality: jewelry tools.
Discriminating: jewelry taste.
Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.
Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.
Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.
Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.
Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
by cooter February 12, 2004
Get the jewelrymug. 
the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed
"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."
by Cooter December 28, 2005
Get the goochmug. 
"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"
by Cooter January 28, 2004
Get the Schiza Burgermug.