cooter's definitions
A good looking white boy that I'd often seen drive a large red and white peterbilt wrecker in west Texas .
by Cooter July 18, 2018
Get the Cootermug. by cooter April 25, 2003
Get the ass jockeymug. One who believes that the Annexation of Peurto Rico will indow the International Brotherhood of Electricians with Phylisophical abilities
by Cooter August 25, 2003
Get the lloydmug. 
the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed
"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."
by Cooter December 28, 2005
Get the goochmug. "ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"
by Cooter January 28, 2004
Get the Schiza Burgermug. Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.
Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.
Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.
Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.
Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.
Of high quality: jewelry tools.
Discriminating: jewelry taste.
Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.
Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.
Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.
Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.
Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.
Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.
Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.
Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.
Of high quality: jewelry tools.
Discriminating: jewelry taste.
Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.
Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.
Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.
Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.
Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
by cooter February 12, 2004
Get the jewelrymug.