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cherry danish 

When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!
Right after I gave Emily a cherry danish, she shut her mouth!!
cherry danish by Cooter April 20, 2005

Cherry Danish 

When a women is menstruating and a man ejaculates on her vagina and then licks it up.
I love the taste of my wife’s cherry danish.

cherry danish 

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose
After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.
cherry danish by luke May 8, 2005

Danish Cherry 

When a man has a woman give him a blowjob and he ejaculates onto a womans face, and then punches her so she bleeds. The cum and blood combine to look like a goey strawberry substance like a cherry danish.
So how did your sister like that Danish Cherry?
Danish Cherry by Kpkillar January 5, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026