9 definitions by considerthefollowing
The name given to all definitions in the Urban Disgustitionary.
Read them at the peril of being scarred for life.
Common words used when reading a disgustifinition: ew, gross, ewwwww, ugh, no,
Read them at the peril of being scarred for life.
Common words used when reading a disgustifinition: ew, gross, ewwwww, ugh, no,
by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018
by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018
Depending on who you ask, they are the epitome of evil, the cutest thing alive, satan's babies, ninjas, ninja-satan-babies, those animals they don't give two cruds about, living rugs, fur with claws, claws with fur, teeth with fur and claws, teeth with claws, teeth with fur, fur with teeth, what you shouldn't step on, a catto, the stupidest things alive, the future world rulers, the things trying to kill you in your sleep, the things trying to protect you from the things trying to kill you in your sleep, aliens, carnivourous monsters, little angels, everyone's best friend, the bane of all existance, the thing that sits on you at three in the morning, or just a cat.
I am sure I have missed at least 500 other definitions of cats. Publish your own description to fill in what I missed!
I am sure I have missed at least 500 other definitions of cats. Publish your own description to fill in what I missed!
First person: There were feral cats in my backyard the other day.
Second person: Satan's fur babies!?!?!?? Where!?!?!?? * pulls out crucifix *
First person: Woah, calm down. Cats aren't satan's fur babies, they're ninjas. When you look for them, they're gone......
Second person: * muttering ancient chant to ward off evil *
Second person: Satan's fur babies!?!?!?? Where!?!?!?? * pulls out crucifix *
First person: Woah, calm down. Cats aren't satan's fur babies, they're ninjas. When you look for them, they're gone......
Second person: * muttering ancient chant to ward off evil *
by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018
1. The reason why you are here reading this.
2. The reason why I wrote this.
3. The reason why most of the definitions are here.
4. The reason why most memes exist.
5. The reason why people find memes funny.
6. Humanity's worst enemy, according to them and the fact that people actually made a show about the Kardashians.
2. The reason why I wrote this.
3. The reason why most of the definitions are here.
4. The reason why most memes exist.
5. The reason why people find memes funny.
6. Humanity's worst enemy, according to them and the fact that people actually made a show about the Kardashians.
First person: Why did you even bother writing another definition for boredom when so many already exist?
Me: Read the 10th word of your question again and you'll have an answer.
First person: Boredom......oh.
Me: Read the 10th word of your question again and you'll have an answer.
First person: Boredom......oh.
by considerthefollowing June 26, 2018
You do realize when you're eating pickles you're eating the corpse of a once-delicious vegetable, right?
by considerthefollowing June 29, 2018
Depending on how it's used, sarcasm can be a defense against stupidity or stupidity itself.
Stupidity: When someone asks someone else a decent question and they reply rudely with unneeded sarcasm.
Defense against stupidity: When someone asks a stupid question that more than deserves a sarcastic answer.
Stupidity: When someone asks someone else a decent question and they reply rudely with unneeded sarcasm.
Defense against stupidity: When someone asks a stupid question that more than deserves a sarcastic answer.
When I asked Jo if she was gonna order ramen again, she said "Nooooo. I'm not gonna order what I order every day."
That sarcasm was totally unnecessary, and stupid.
That sarcasm was totally unnecessary, and stupid.
by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018
A giver of false hope.
The reason why you always wait to do your work, and then the reason why you have none of it done on time.
The reason why you always wait to do your work, and then the reason why you have none of it done on time.
Before the weekend: Two days off means more time to work on stuff!
During the weekend: I'm gonna rest for a while....
After the weekend: CRAP I LEGIT GOT NOTHING DONE WHAT NOW HELP MEEEEEEEE
During the weekend: I'm gonna rest for a while....
After the weekend: CRAP I LEGIT GOT NOTHING DONE WHAT NOW HELP MEEEEEEEE
by considerthefollowing June 26, 2018