vinnie paul

greatest drummer ever was with pantera the greatest band ever

listen to some

by colin December 11, 2003

2 hand choke hold

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

by Colin October 9, 2004

panko

a slut, whore, female who have sex with alot of guys

mrs. panko is a slut

by colin June 16, 2003

majorijisticalilablity

and egg

colin has two egg shaped balls

by colin March 12, 2003

nt

Used to turn a positive statement into a negative one.

"Wow, that was amazing!"

"Uh, nt."

by Colin November 12, 2004

Weirded Out

Alienated by the one you love and who you thought loved you.
See dumped

You got weirded out SON

by Colin October 19, 2004

upper decking

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.

Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...

by Colin January 22, 2004