colin's definitions

clown shoes

when something is lame
thesuarus: weak sacue, mickey mouse boot squash

Nick: Nah, I can't go smoke a bowl I got work.
Colin: Dude!, that is so totally clown shoes.

by Colin January 15, 2004

off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

by Colin January 10, 2004

Ino

The fattest girl you can ever think of in your life.

"Damn, that Ino is so huge, she needs her own aquarium."

by Colin October 5, 2004

Hoopin'

To Be involved in the game of Basketball

I'm Going (to hoop) or (hoopin') today

by Colin June 18, 2006

shakespeare style

Any form of sex involving penetration of a man's urethra, using one's (man or women) toes to stimulate the penis, and/or the penetration of one's ears, nose, mouth or anus with one's penis, usually with two or more of the above occuring at once.

Dude, I just did it shakespeare style and it was great!
Really?
Yeah, but my urethra and toes are a bit tender.

by Colin March 14, 2005

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

greatest movie of all time

''suddenly we were surounded by huge bats all swooping and sweeping and diving around the car''- rauol duke

fear and loathing in las vegas

by colin December 11, 2003

maul

To make out
old word from m yarents generation

we had to watch the two lovers maul.

by Colin January 30, 2005