colin's definitions

shitty bitches

an expression used in times of frustration.

SHITTY BITCHES! i just dropped my placenta burger on the ground!

by Colin May 8, 2005

5x5

another way to say true blue but more to the point being sharp, not soft.

That girl is 5x5 and very easy on the eyes.

by Colin March 27, 2004

caravaggio

Somethign Some Idiot WOuld Put inna banner so peple liKe me COulD Read aNd looK at...

none

by Colin August 8, 2003

t-town

Slang term for Tucson, Arizona

What are we doing in T-Town tonight?

by Colin August 19, 2004

zoomers

word for magic mushrooms

last night i got all ripped on zoomers

by colin November 20, 2003

Classic Cut Through

To drive through someones yard, usually not leaving any ruts in the yard, just leaveing matted down grass. Different from a Yard Job because deep ruts are not left in the yard itself.

We gave Sean a Classic Cut Through last night, man is he going to be pissed.

by Colin April 12, 2004

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004