colin's definitions
A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.
When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.
by Colin October 5, 2004

by Colin March 14, 2005

I am broke, so I am not of the state of being able to play one or more of multiple pleasurable games at the local arcade.
by colin January 1, 2004

That girl is 5x5 and very easy on the eyes.
by Colin March 27, 2004

word for magic mushrooms
by colin November 20, 2003

What are we doing in T-Town tonight?
by Colin August 19, 2004
