colin's definitions

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and egg

colin has two egg shaped balls

by colin March 12, 2003

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004

Anal Bukkake

The same as bukkake except the males defecate on the female instead of ejaculate.

After the anal bukkake session, Kim wanted nothing more than to take a good shower.

by Colin March 14, 2005

broke

The state of having no, or very little money.

I am broke, so I am not of the state of being able to play one or more of multiple pleasurable games at the local arcade.

by colin January 1, 2004

5x5

another way to say true blue but more to the point being sharp, not soft.

That girl is 5x5 and very easy on the eyes.

by Colin March 27, 2004

zoomers

word for magic mushrooms

last night i got all ripped on zoomers

by colin November 20, 2003

t-town

Slang term for Tucson, Arizona

What are we doing in T-Town tonight?

by Colin August 19, 2004