cohenPirate's definitions

blowjob

when a man thrusts a man's balls with a random object or blows on another man's balls or constantly rapes another man or you call you what you want to call it

person 1: Anna is giving Dave a blowjob
person 2: that sounds very pleasant

by cohenPirate August 4, 2018

normie

somebody who is casual

guy 1: NORMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: you can't kill babies unless they deserve it which they don't

by cohenPirate July 20, 2018

pervert

the downgrade of a rapist. this person is unacceptably sexual.

person 1: i like your dick
person 2. ew pervert!

by cohenPirate November 10, 2018

Furdar

Gaydar but for furries. Also prone to failure.

Person 1: "Dude, you literally have a fursona. You're obviously a furry."
Person 2: "Fuck you, it's obviously just faulty furdar."

by cohenPirate October 18, 2022

/s

Used as at the end of message which is meant to confirm that the message is sarcastic.
This may be used at times since it's not easy to convey this emotion through text or emojis since emojis and text are only capable of producing primitive emotions like confusion and anger and... being a rock. So to not cause confusion... this will sometimes be used, but not too much since it's a bit niche and may be confused with words like /b/ but otherwise could possibly be used much more.

"Shrek is not hot /s"
"C'mon man Shrek is a beauty icon!"
"/s means sarcasm!"

by cohenPirate May 17, 2021

[internet] [meme]

a meme on the internet created by users that gets shared alot

internet memes are king!

by cohenPirate June 24, 2018

memester

not your average gangster. this is a person who's part of a group of a people who refer to themselves as memers

i'm a memester

by cohenPirate July 14, 2018