cohenPirate's definitions

blowjob

when a man thrusts a man's balls with a random object or blows on another man's balls or constantly rapes another man or you call you what you want to call it

person 1: Anna is giving Dave a blowjob
person 2: that sounds very pleasant

by cohenPirate August 4, 2018

beer

pronounced "bee-ear" also don't allow your dog to feed on this drink and even your kids because it can make kids go crazy and maybe kill your dog. what's more safe than letting your dog die is carrying the most beer ever (you get a world record). also beer is a not-illegal counterpart and is the gift to the world if used wisely

i'm gonna yeet that beer across the world

by cohenPirate August 9, 2018

my [life]

an endless spiral of memes

my life

by cohenPirate June 25, 2018

memester

not your average gangster. this is a person who's part of a group of a people who refer to themselves as memers

i'm a memester

by cohenPirate July 14, 2018

english

a language spoken by most americans. which is also this definition is in english.

english is French

by cohenPirate September 26, 2018

computer

wireless internal fire-powered item

computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

smoking

done with a harmful drug. if you do this action the result is always lung cancer. and lung cancer always translates to death.

person 1: i am gonna be smoking for a week
person 2: not a good idea
person 1: you can't tell me
(related to memes like smoke weed everyday)

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018