cohenPirate's definitions

my [life]

an endless spiral of memes

my life

by cohenPirate June 25, 2018

???

??? (hmmm???) to be 'confused'

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by cohenPirate June 16, 2018

Generational Stereotypes

Boomer - Hates change. Mocks younger generations.
Millennial - In debt. Addicted to phone. Hates boomers.
Gen X - Millennial is probably your mom. Gen X is probably your dad. Nobody cares about this.
Gen Z - Hates boomers. Addicted to videogames. Immature. Whiny. Brat.
Gen Alpha - It's yours, fellow stereotyper!

Generational Stereotypes
Millennial: You're such a boomer!
Boomer: You are addicted to your phones! The good old days were better!
Gen Z: Ok Boomer.

by cohenPirate April 10, 2020

gabe the dog

a dog that became a big meme because of his barks and died in 2017... sleep tight doge

gabe the dog

by cohenPirate June 25, 2018

sex

a sexual act that involves somebody laying down and then the other person humping them. well you might ask: what is humping? well humping is a sexual act that involves the person on the person laying down and doing push-ups and putting his cock in their 'vi-gi-nuh' at the same time. well do not as much as this man in this GIF would beg you not to think about cats.

sexual person: wanna have sex
not sexual person: nope
sexual person: i will give a lolly-pop for it
not sexual person: not even for that!

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

funny

a word to describe something that makes you laugh
a laugh is to so a sense of humor on the thing that just happened
a laugh sounds like 'ha ha ha ha!' (hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah)

john: why did the chicken cross the road?
you: um...
john: it was 'ch-air-in-te-d'
you: ha ha ha ha! you are so funny!

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

doot doot

random word used in jazz or other music genres.
it also sometime references the spooky scary skeleton playing the trumpet.

MUSIC: doot doot doo- doo- doo-

ME: *charmfully bops to the music

by cohenPirate September 21, 2018