cohenPirate's definitions

gabe the dog

a dog that became a big meme because of his barks and died in 2017... sleep tight doge

gabe the dog

by cohenPirate June 25, 2018

sex

a sexual act that involves somebody laying down and then the other person humping them. well you might ask: what is humping? well humping is a sexual act that involves the person on the person laying down and doing push-ups and putting his cock in their 'vi-gi-nuh' at the same time. well do not as much as this man in this GIF would beg you not to think about cats.

sexual person: wanna have sex
not sexual person: nope
sexual person: i will give a lolly-pop for it
not sexual person: not even for that!

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

doot doot

random word used in jazz or other music genres.
it also sometime references the spooky scary skeleton playing the trumpet.

MUSIC: doot doot doo- doo- doo-

ME: *charmfully bops to the music

by cohenPirate September 21, 2018

regular memer

a memer that does run out of memes

wow such a fine regular memer

by cohenPirate July 28, 2018

ligma

a disease that infects the person's attitude. and may infect the balls according to internet memes.

Q: what's ligma?
A: a disease that infects the person's attitude. and may infect the balls according to internet memes.

by cohenPirate September 15, 2018

boop

to touchie

boop the snoot

by cohenPirate July 21, 2018

beer

pronounced "bee-ear" also don't allow your dog to feed on this drink and even your kids because it can make kids go crazy and maybe kill your dog. what's more safe than letting your dog die is carrying the most beer ever (you get a world record). also beer is a not-illegal counterpart and is the gift to the world if used wisely

i'm gonna yeet that beer across the world

by cohenPirate August 9, 2018