cohenPirate's definitions

doot doot

random word used in jazz or other music genres.
it also sometime references the spooky scary skeleton playing the trumpet.

MUSIC: doot doot doo- doo- doo-

ME: *charmfully bops to the music

by cohenPirate September 21, 2018

ligma

a disease that infects the person's attitude. and may infect the balls according to internet memes.

Q: what's ligma?
A: a disease that infects the person's attitude. and may infect the balls according to internet memes.

by cohenPirate September 15, 2018

regular memer

a memer that does run out of memes

wow such a fine regular memer

by cohenPirate July 28, 2018

[internet] [meme]

a meme on the internet created by users that gets shared alot

internet memes are king!

by cohenPirate June 24, 2018

smoking

done with a harmful drug. if you do this action the result is always lung cancer. and lung cancer always translates to death.

person 1: i am gonna be smoking for a week
person 2: not a good idea
person 1: you can't tell me
(related to memes like smoke weed everyday)

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

computer

wireless internal fire-powered item

computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

sex

a sexual act that involves somebody laying down and then the other person humping them. well you might ask: what is humping? well humping is a sexual act that involves the person on the person laying down and doing push-ups and putting his cock in their 'vi-gi-nuh' at the same time. well do not as much as this man in this GIF would beg you not to think about cats.

sexual person: wanna have sex
not sexual person: nope
sexual person: i will give a lolly-pop for it
not sexual person: not even for that!

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018