christophorus's definitions

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

vaginal ownage

having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only

alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her

marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that

alex: what are you talking about?

marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her

alex: what?

marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you

alex: damn...

by christophorus September 4, 2010

boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner

i heard that guy is boner busted

by christophorus August 5, 2011

chest fro

a person who has an extremely hariy chest, an afro of hair on the chest

holy shnikies dude look at your chest fro

by christophorus September 3, 2010

smoothazing

a term used to describe something rediculously smooth

wow i tried the gillette fusion for the first time and my face feels smoothazing !!

by christophorus September 6, 2010

vagmag

combination of the words vagina + magnet, meaning that your such a stud that girls are automatically attracted to you

A: how does he get all the girls? i dont understand

B: hes a vagmag, idk how he does it

by christophorus September 4, 2010

hit-a-hater

1-when a person is a hater to such an extent they they must be hit

2-to hit,smack,punch,kick,or beat someone who is to much of a hater

look at this fool hatin on us man..lets go hit-a-hater

by christophorus August 25, 2010