banana hammock

another term for speedo...the absolute gayest thing a man can ever wear..if your caught wearing one, you are a faggot and you should jump off a cliff

i cant believe my eyes, some guy is wearing a banana hammock...lets kill him

by christophorus August 23, 2010

white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot

i made my woman do a white tadpole last night

by christophorus August 04, 2011

Brogina

when one of your fellow bros is acting like a vagina or a pussy

wow bro your really actin like a pussy you brogina

by christophorus August 10, 2010

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 05, 2011

Chinooty

Chinese girl with a booty

damn did you see that chinese girls ass....she got a Chinooty!

by christophorus August 23, 2010

deer dong

an expression said out of anger,something to say to make someone laugh

those pants make you look like you have a DEER DONG

by christophorus September 08, 2010

jalapenachos

making nachos with jalapenos

damn marc, those jalapenachos were the shit

by christophorus September 03, 2010