christophorus's definitions

jalapenachos

making nachos with jalapenos

damn marc, those jalapenachos were the shit

by christophorus September 3, 2010

swaggificent

an absolute amazing level of swagger, to have extreme awesomeness, the quality of combining swagger and magnificent

wow after last night, i feel swaggificent

by christophorus September 3, 2010

chestceps

another word for pectorial or chest muscle

marc..check out my chestceps..thier ripped

by christophorus September 3, 2010

pussy tooth

similar to what some people call a "sweet tooth", but instead of having a craving for something sweet, you have a craving for pussy

wooowww, i have had an extreme pussy tooth all week ! !

by christophorus September 5, 2010

sextation

combination of temptation and sex...having a temptation for sex

damn girl i have extreme sextation when i look at you ;)

by christophorus September 5, 2010

vaginal ownage

having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only

alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her

marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that

alex: what are you talking about?

marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her

alex: what?

marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you

alex: damn...

by christophorus September 4, 2010

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011