christophorus's definitions

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

deer dong

an expression said out of anger,something to say to make someone laugh

those pants make you look like you have a DEER DONG

by christophorus September 8, 2010

Antigay

someone who is agianst faggots or to disaprove of homosexuality

i am proud to say i am an antigay

by christophorus August 22, 2010

sweeitch

sweet + bitch
-a girl that is a sweet bitch, basically bipolar, she can be a bitch one minute and a sweetheart the next

wow that girl is such a sweeitch!

by christophorus September 8, 2010

ignorass

another word for dumb ass...ignorant + ass = ignorass

wow that guy is such an ignorass

by christophorus September 10, 2010

smoothazing

a term used to describe something rediculously smooth

wow i tried the gillette fusion for the first time and my face feels smoothazing !!

by christophorus September 6, 2010

C.D.P.

Certified-Dime-Piece..a girl of extreme beauty

-a document granting a girls extreme beauty and making it known

damn man i went to the club and saw nothin but C.D.P.'s..is was a sight of beauty

by christophorus September 8, 2010