christophorus's definitions

Poweranimal

the inner animal that lies within ones self as seen on rob dyrdeks fantasy factory

marc your doing terrible..use your poweranimal!

by christophorus August 15, 2010

deer dong

an expression said out of anger,something to say to make someone laugh

those pants make you look like you have a DEER DONG

by christophorus September 8, 2010

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

straight-hater

another term to call a person that is gay or likes the same sex

wow man check out that straight-hater over there with his boyfriend, that is messed up

by christophorus September 5, 2010

wiar

a girls that lies..basically 99% of women can be classified as this

damn man fuck that girl shes nothin but a wiar

by christophorus August 25, 2010

Deed

some dank weed

wow we didnt just get any weed we got Deed bro

by christophorus August 22, 2010

white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot

i made my woman do a white tadpole last night

by christophorus August 5, 2011