christophorus's definitions

Brogina

when one of your fellow bros is acting like a vagina or a pussy

wow bro your really actin like a pussy you brogina

by christophorus August 10, 2010

swaggificent

an absolute amazing level of swagger, to have extreme awesomeness, the quality of combining swagger and magnificent

wow after last night, i feel swaggificent

by christophorus September 3, 2010

jalapenachos

making nachos with jalapenos

damn marc, those jalapenachos were the shit

by christophorus September 3, 2010

Chinooty

Chinese girl with a booty

damn did you see that chinese girls ass....she got a Chinooty!

by christophorus August 22, 2010

deer dong

an expression said out of anger,something to say to make someone laugh

those pants make you look like you have a DEER DONG

by christophorus September 8, 2010

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

vaginal ownage

having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only

alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her

marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that

alex: what are you talking about?

marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her

alex: what?

marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you

alex: damn...

by christophorus September 4, 2010