christophorus's definitions

smoothazing

a term used to describe something rediculously smooth

wow i tried the gillette fusion for the first time and my face feels smoothazing !!

by christophorus September 6, 2010

chest fro

a person who has an extremely hariy chest, an afro of hair on the chest

holy shnikies dude look at your chest fro

by christophorus September 3, 2010

hit-a-hater

1-when a person is a hater to such an extent they they must be hit

2-to hit,smack,punch,kick,or beat someone who is to much of a hater

look at this fool hatin on us man..lets go hit-a-hater

by christophorus August 25, 2010

vagmag

combination of the words vagina + magnet, meaning that your such a stud that girls are automatically attracted to you

A: how does he get all the girls? i dont understand

B: hes a vagmag, idk how he does it

by christophorus September 4, 2010

C.D.P.

Certified-Dime-Piece..a girl of extreme beauty

-a document granting a girls extreme beauty and making it known

damn man i went to the club and saw nothin but C.D.P.'s..is was a sight of beauty

by christophorus September 8, 2010

bitchoholic

a person who is literally addicted to bitching, a person that connot stop bitching no matter how hard they try

would you shut up already damnit! your such a bitchoholic

by christophorus September 3, 2010

vaginal ownage

having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only

alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her

marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that

alex: what are you talking about?

marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her

alex: what?

marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you

alex: damn...

by christophorus September 4, 2010