christophorus's definitions

bitchoholic

a person who is literally addicted to bitching, a person that connot stop bitching no matter how hard they try

would you shut up already damnit! your such a bitchoholic

by christophorus September 3, 2010

jalapenachos

making nachos with jalapenos

damn marc, those jalapenachos were the shit

by christophorus September 3, 2010

vaginal ownage

having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only

alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her

marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that

alex: what are you talking about?

marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her

alex: what?

marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you

alex: damn...

by christophorus September 4, 2010

deer dong

an expression said out of anger,something to say to make someone laugh

those pants make you look like you have a DEER DONG

by christophorus September 8, 2010

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

sweeitch

sweet + bitch
-a girl that is a sweet bitch, basically bipolar, she can be a bitch one minute and a sweetheart the next

wow that girl is such a sweeitch!

by christophorus September 8, 2010

Antigay

someone who is agianst faggots or to disaprove of homosexuality

i am proud to say i am an antigay

by christophorus August 22, 2010