christophorus's definitions
by christophorus August 10, 2010

by christophorus August 22, 2010

an absolute amazing level of swagger, to have extreme awesomeness, the quality of combining swagger and magnificent
by christophorus September 3, 2010

making nachos with jalapenos
by christophorus September 3, 2010

having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only
alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her
marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that
alex: what are you talking about?
marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her
alex: what?
marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you
alex: damn...
marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that
alex: what are you talking about?
marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her
alex: what?
marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you
alex: damn...
by christophorus September 4, 2010

1-when a person is a hater to such an extent they they must be hit
2-to hit,smack,punch,kick,or beat someone who is to much of a hater
2-to hit,smack,punch,kick,or beat someone who is to much of a hater
by christophorus August 25, 2010

combination of the words vagina + magnet, meaning that your such a stud that girls are automatically attracted to you
by christophorus September 4, 2010
