christophorus's definitions

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

sweeitch

sweet + bitch
-a girl that is a sweet bitch, basically bipolar, she can be a bitch one minute and a sweetheart the next

wow that girl is such a sweeitch!

by christophorus September 8, 2010

Antigay

someone who is agianst faggots or to disaprove of homosexuality

i am proud to say i am an antigay

by christophorus August 22, 2010

Deed

some dank weed

wow we didnt just get any weed we got Deed bro

by christophorus August 22, 2010

wiar

a girls that lies..basically 99% of women can be classified as this

damn man fuck that girl shes nothin but a wiar

by christophorus August 25, 2010

white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot

i made my woman do a white tadpole last night

by christophorus August 5, 2011

textest

someone who only texts certain people or ignors someone who texts them that they do not like

marc why are you being so textest

by christophorus August 25, 2010