47 definitions by christophorus

someone who only texts certain people or ignors someone who texts them that they do not like
marc why are you being so textest
by christophorus August 25, 2010
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a person who has an extremely hariy chest, an afro of hair on the chest
holy shnikies dude look at your chest fro
by christophorus September 3, 2010
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gettin high,drunk, and crazy then havin sex
damn man you gotta try hyphy love its crazy!!!
by christophorus August 25, 2010
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a term used to describe something rediculously smooth
wow i tried the gillette fusion for the first time and my face feels smoothazing !!
by christophorus September 6, 2010
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a name to call someone who will not stop talking
wow marc...that guy is really annoying tell him to shut his jabberhole!
by christophorus September 3, 2010
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when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse
mom i failed the test because im brainstipated
by christophorus August 25, 2010
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another word for dumb ass...ignorant + ass = ignorass
wow that guy is such an ignorass
by christophorus September 8, 2010
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