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having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only
alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her
marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that
alex: what are you talking about?
marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her
alex: what?
marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you
alex: damn...
marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that
alex: what are you talking about?
marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her
alex: what?
marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you
alex: damn...
by christophorus September 4, 2010
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