7 definitions by chimken_nunget

Happy's Pizza

Happy's Pizza lost they mind! 5 great deals for $9.99! Get the Jumbo Shrimp, hand battered dip, or the Happy Wings, great with anything! Get some rib tips, or a slab of ribs, or some pizza! What's it gonna cost us, kid? $9.99, $9.99, at Happy's Pizza for a limited time!

Get to Happy's Pizza for 5 summer sizzlers, each just $9.99! Two Jumbo Shrimp dinners! Two Happy Wings dinners! Two pizzas! A whole slab of ribs or two rib tips dinners! Your choice, just $9.99! HAPPY'S PIZZA LOST THEY MIND!

by chimken_nunget September 8, 2019

Ubran Dcitonary

When you can't even spell this site's name

Wow, my friend typed "Urban Dictionary" as "Ubran Dcitonary"! It was so funny!

by chimken_nunget August 23, 2019

Grammer

What a person who claims they have grammar, but doesn't, actually has.

Joshulinga can't spell anything, he has perfect grammer.

by chimken_nunget August 24, 2019

Bunda Rahma

Name given to an infamous video showing a young Indian man who got lost in the woods with his mother on a hike. You can hear him calling out for his mother in the video. Truly devastating, don't go searching for it.

Bunda... Ohh... Bunda Rahma?

by chimken_nunget June 26, 2023

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

Oh Gary

the last thing you hear before you die

Old Mr. Fuckface: "Wow, my day is sure going great!
Some lady from the apartment above him: "OH GARY OH FUCK MMMMMMMMMMGH"
Old Mr. Fuckface: *keels over and dies*

by chimken_nunget January 20, 2021

It's his nose

A statement of shock. Often used in situations involving yellow sponges.

you're making out with spongebob and things start to get heated. your tongues are battling and your hands are roaming all over his chest. he manages to pull off your pants while still sucking your mouth. you pull apart and you turn around, spreading your cheeks apart. you expect him to unzip his pants but his face smashes into your ass as you feel something long fucking into you: it's his nose.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2022