COPO

Central office production order. Term used by muscle car enthusiasts, specifically Chevy, to refer to a car purchased through the Central Office. The CO was mainly used for specialty orders, i.e. a fleet of custom-color cars. Dealers found a way to use this to their advantage and have high-power engines placed in cars, all while keeping them completely factory, as all COPO vehicles were produced at the factory, or reflected this in the VIN (vehicle identification number). The term has since fallen out of usage since custom orders are many times placed into third-party hands.

If you find someone selling a COPO Chevelle for $1000, and the numbers match, you'd be an idiot not to buy it.

by cchriss92 November 16, 2007

D.U.F.F.

1. Dumb Ugly Fat Fuck
2. Designated Ugly Fat Friend (the less harsh defintion)

That we-gotta-go-girl is such a D.U.F.F.

by cchriss92 August 03, 2007

Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.

If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.

by cchriss92 February 25, 2011

spoiders

Like spiders, except for Blink 182's version. Spoiders "cash" things and then eat their "insoides", as opposed to catching things and eating their insides.

"And as I stare I counted the webs from the spoiders, cashing things and eating their insoides, my indecision to call you, and hear your voice of trees-on"
-Blink 182, "I Miss You"

by cchriss92 August 09, 2007

all that remains

A metal/metalcore band formed in the late 90's in Massachusetts. Once unknown to the mainstream population, the band enjoyed a one-song fanbase of college students and frat kids who otherwise listen to Dave Matthews Band and/or Soulja Boy, via an appearance in the game Guitar Hero II. Per usual Guitar Queero standards, people instantly became "fans" while never listening to more than a single song by the band.

-Hey, what are you listening to?
-All That Remains.
-Oh cool! I like them!
-Really? You think "This Calling" is the best song off their newest album?
-Well I haven't heard it, but I like "Six"!

by cchriss92 February 25, 2008

just let it happen

The end-all to any argument, dispute, declination of sexual proposition, etc. Popular among date rapists, but can be used whenever you have no response to a statement or question.

ex 1
guy: lets go to my room
girl: no, i should be going
guy: just let it happen...

ex 2
guy 1: hey i wrecked your car
guy 2: WHAT?
guy 1: dude just let it happen

by cchriss92 September 14, 2009

grille

1) The front opening on a car or truck designed to allow air to pass through to the engine and radiator.
2) A cosmetic dental apparatus or any number of such apparatii affixed to the central and lateral incisors for purposes of "blinging".

1) I just ordered a new racing grille for my Civic. It's supposed to add 15 horsepower
2) My grampa just got a gold grille for his dentures & damn do they shine

by cchriss92 November 09, 2007