penis hotdog

when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo

Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"

by carnette September 23, 2023

strap-job

when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo

or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.

Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"

by carnette September 23, 2023

deprhungry

when you have the feeling of being depressed but at the same time you are also hungry

person 1: "I feel deprhungry man"
person 2: "wanna grab some starbucks then?"

by carnette September 23, 2023

Sandiggal

A "Sand Monkey", or a person originating from Egypt, or any desert-related countries.
This word is used to insult such people

Person 1: "Get back to picking gold in the Nile, sandiggal."
Person 2: "shut ze fuck up"

by carnette December 15, 2023

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

otakutard

a term used to describe an anime obsessed retard; usually classified as degenerates

otakutards are the kind of people you'd see ask a makima cosplayer to step on them at a cosplay convention in public.

Person 1: "Zerotwo is so fine bro."
Person 2: "Stfu you otakutard"

by carnette September 23, 2023

mistgrit

when you try and grip onto your girl's ass when having sex but you slip on her ends and end up having an embarassing sex situation

Person 1: "I was having sex with Janice but her ass was way too fat so I had a mistgrit with her"
Person 2:"Damn dude"

by carnette September 23, 2023