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An expression for disapproval or just when your friend's annoying you and you want them to stfu so you write something random
by carnette September 23, 2023
Get the Bäh mug.when you have diarrhea and you are shitting so hard that it sounds like a nuclear bomb just exploded
Person 1: "Holy shit Tim was sharting out his ass real hard in the bathroom"
Person 2: "Yeah i could hear him from two floors away. I'm pretty sure he has nuclearrhea"
Person 2: "Yeah i could hear him from two floors away. I'm pretty sure he has nuclearrhea"
by carnette September 26, 2023
Get the nuclearrhea mug.A faincer way to either call someone gay or to call a woman a slut.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.
It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.
It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.
by carnette September 23, 2023
Get the penis-addickt mug.A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint
by carnette September 23, 2023
Get the half-pinted-fuck mug.A word to describe the "smell of ignorance", or in a case of a situation when someone is getting on your patience due to their clumsyness.
The two meanings have different pronunciations, due to it being that the first is foun-de-scent, and the second one as of fon-desh-ent.
The two meanings have different pronunciations, due to it being that the first is foun-de-scent, and the second one as of fon-desh-ent.
Person 1: What questions did I do wrong?!
Person 2: All of them. You are really fondescent.
Or
Person 1: He's coming towards us...
Person 2: Not him....he's so fondescent.
Person 2: All of them. You are really fondescent.
Or
Person 1: He's coming towards us...
Person 2: Not him....he's so fondescent.
by carnette February 8, 2024
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Person 1: "I was having sex with Janice but her ass was way too fat so I had a mistgrit with her"
Person 2:"Damn dude"
Person 2:"Damn dude"
by carnette September 23, 2023
Get the mistgrit mug.when someone is horny and their moans sound like a chicken squaking
or when someone is acting like well "a horny chicken" aka doing something gay or really downright retarded
or when someone is acting like well "a horny chicken" aka doing something gay or really downright retarded
by carnette September 23, 2023
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