carnette's definitions

mr.slitwrist

a nickname to severely offend a suicidal person with "a slit wrist" aka someone who cuts themselves daily

Person 1:"im so depressed ill never find anyone"
Person 2:"yeah ok mr.slitwrist."

by carnette September 23, 2023

penis hotdog

when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo

Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"

by carnette September 23, 2023

nuclearrhea

when you have diarrhea and you are shitting so hard that it sounds like a nuclear bomb just exploded

Person 1: "Holy shit Tim was sharting out his ass real hard in the bathroom"
Person 2: "Yeah i could hear him from two floors away. I'm pretty sure he has nuclearrhea"

by carnette September 26, 2023

Bäh

An expression for disapproval or just when your friend's annoying you and you want them to stfu so you write something random

"Dude I was first place in the maths contest"
"Bäh."

by carnette September 23, 2023

deprhungry

when you have the feeling of being depressed but at the same time you are also hungry

person 1: "I feel deprhungry man"
person 2: "wanna grab some starbucks then?"

by carnette September 23, 2023

mistgrit

when you try and grip onto your girl's ass when having sex but you slip on her ends and end up having an embarassing sex situation

Person 1: "I was having sex with Janice but her ass was way too fat so I had a mistgrit with her"
Person 2:"Damn dude"

by carnette September 23, 2023

penis-addickt

A faincer way to either call someone gay or to call a woman a slut.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.

It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.

Person 1: "I need some MAD penis right now"
Person 2: "STOP BEING A PENIS-ADDICKT JESUS"

by carnette September 23, 2023