carnette's definitions

horny chicken

when someone is horny and their moans sound like a chicken squaking

or when someone is acting like well "a horny chicken" aka doing something gay or really downright retarded

"You saw what Emin did in class?"
"Yeah dude he kept squaking like a horny chicken".

by carnette September 23, 2023

penis-addickt

A faincer way to either call someone gay or to call a woman a slut.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.

It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.

Person 1: "I need some MAD penis right now"
Person 2: "STOP BEING A PENIS-ADDICKT JESUS"

by carnette September 23, 2023

otakutard

a term used to describe an anime obsessed retard; usually classified as degenerates

otakutards are the kind of people you'd see ask a makima cosplayer to step on them at a cosplay convention in public.

Person 1: "Zerotwo is so fine bro."
Person 2: "Stfu you otakutard"

by carnette September 23, 2023

mr.slitwrist

a nickname to severely offend a suicidal person with "a slit wrist" aka someone who cuts themselves daily

Person 1:"im so depressed ill never find anyone"
Person 2:"yeah ok mr.slitwrist."

by carnette September 23, 2023

penis hotdog

when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo

Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"

by carnette September 23, 2023

deprhungry

when you have the feeling of being depressed but at the same time you are also hungry

person 1: "I feel deprhungry man"
person 2: "wanna grab some starbucks then?"

by carnette September 23, 2023

nuclearrhea

when you have diarrhea and you are shitting so hard that it sounds like a nuclear bomb just exploded

Person 1: "Holy shit Tim was sharting out his ass real hard in the bathroom"
Person 2: "Yeah i could hear him from two floors away. I'm pretty sure he has nuclearrhea"

by carnette September 26, 2023