cLarK's definitions
Must be used in conjunction with an adjective, such as shifty. Enhances a word to it's fullest extent.
by Clark November 12, 2003

by clark January 20, 2004

When, on the road, the car you are trying to pass accelerates to match your speed only to slow down after you abandon the attempt and pull back behind them.
When I saw that the driver in my rearview mirror was texting, I felt it my duty to ding-a-long him when he tried to pass.
Yes officer, I was doing 80 in a school zone, but it was only to pass that ding-a-long in the F-150!
Yes officer, I was doing 80 in a school zone, but it was only to pass that ding-a-long in the F-150!
by Clark March 12, 2009

1. Brutal death metal band from St. Petersburg Russia. The best death metal vocals ever, no one can touch Pavel. the guitar tone is top notch, and the bass guitar can be clearly heard throughout the album. Drums are guaranteed to bring about aural orgasm.
2. Abnormal - The definition of brutal death metal.
Lyrical theme(s)
Murders, Death, War, Homophobia
www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=29815
2. Abnormal - The definition of brutal death metal.
Lyrical theme(s)
Murders, Death, War, Homophobia
www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=29815
I was gunna put on some mallcore but then Abnormal came along and murdered that band, then whilst wearing their corpses, made the album Shifted The Shape. Oh well slipknot always sucked anyway.
by clark June 23, 2009

Shifty is a word used to denote the calibur of an item of person. Mad may be used to enhance shifty to its fullest extent.
by Clark November 12, 2003

A piercing, and/or the jewelry inserted into the piercing, in the area at the base of the ballsack, forward of the anus
The diamond-studded guiche complemented the symmetry of his nipple piercings whenever he lifted his legs wide.
by Clark November 7, 2003

stupid bumper stickers for stupid tourists from places like ohio who've never seen the ocean or surfed or anything. a hazard to normal local people
by clark January 29, 2005
