clark's definitions

obx

stupid bumper stickers for stupid tourists from places like ohio who've never seen the ocean or surfed or anything. a hazard to normal local people

Dodge Caravan, OBX

extra letters so i can put this example

by clark January 29, 2005

guiche

A piercing, and/or the jewelry inserted into the piercing, in the area at the base of the ballsack, forward of the anus

The diamond-studded guiche complemented the symmetry of his nipple piercings whenever he lifted his legs wide.

by Clark November 7, 2003

Tion

an animal with a father tiger and mother lion. the opposite of a liger

Napoleon knows its totally different from a liger

by clark February 1, 2005

Skittles

Coricidin (DXM) abusers refer to the bright-red pills as "Skittles."

by Clark July 31, 2003

millard north

A school with a football team that never loses in the regular season.

Millard North football is the best

by clark November 2, 2003

Shifty

Shifty is a word used to denote the calibur of an item of person. Mad may be used to enhance shifty to its fullest extent.

What the crap?! That round of BulletTime Fighting was mad shifty.

by Clark November 12, 2003

U2

A scientific experiment designed to see how many times people would buy the same song with a different title.


also, the crappiest band ever. I'm sure they have a loyal fan base of gay people. they follow me everywhere, ipod commercials, coke commercials, and they're even played on classic rock radio stations, ? , I wish they would just shut up.

special U2 edition iPod

by clark January 29, 2005