c's definitions

liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz

1337 speak. Means Like oh my god you are a cool dude.

joo have g-mail liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz

by c January 23, 2005

lynx

A kick-ass joker at xerosix, AO, and PI forums. A true gentleman to all the ladies, possessed of a harem of at least 10 girls.

see Don Juan and/or bootymate.

If someone's laughing, it's probably Lynx's fault.

by C December 4, 2003

Beeriod

beeriod (n). Weekly malady suffered by
men after a night on the pop.
Symptons include headache, moodyness and a
bloated stomach.

"Leave me alone,
woman, my beeriod started this morning."

by C February 24, 2004

Rainbow Party

A "rainbow party" is supposed to be a party where girls wear different shades of lipstick and suck a guy off. In actuality, it is a term invented by Oprah and no teen had heard of it until her show in 2004.

Oprah invented rainbow parties so parents can lock up their teens and send them to boarding school.

by C March 14, 2005

foreign

Not local. A state that accompanies many stupid questions like "omg, we drive on <i>this</i> side of the road?!?"

"shut up you f-ing foreigner"

by C August 21, 2004

clown's pie

clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.

"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).

by C February 24, 2004

John Ritter

a cool white guy

One of my best friends is a John Ritter.

by C March 27, 2004