Hilary duff

A false misconception of what talent is. Shallow, lame, and selfish.

Completely blonde, bottled that is. Multi-millionaire for no reason. Mom and daughter trouble makers. Stage people.

HOAX. No singing talent, or knowledge. No live performances. Ever. Moves like she has a wedgie, and has ants in her bra.

Fans=boys who want to fantasize, but can't access porn. Fans=girls who think everyones jealous, because of their awful beauty. Look up narcissism, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.

Reality TV star fame. Teeny Boppers. Sick men/boys. Fools.

by C February 04, 2004

caleedity

Being in love, because it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!

I just don't get it...I'm totally caleeditied

by C April 19, 2005

funny sex terms

Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck

Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment

by C March 15, 2005

pirate special

the act of ejaculating in the eye of a partner until that eye can no longer be used.

I was feeling baby girl so much i had to give her the pirate special

by C March 24, 2003

ghetty

slang for a ghetto thing or person

look at that ghetty loser

by C April 30, 2003

busby

A very hairy pussy. Usually belonging to a woman with dark hair, who does not shave or prune her bush.

I didn't go muffdiving as she had a busby.

by C August 05, 2003

sexytary

A secretary that you would love to bend over the desk and fuck!

Me and all my pals at a very well known law firm are sexytaries!

by C August 05, 2003