c's definitions

Beeriod

beeriod (n). Weekly malady suffered by
men after a night on the pop.
Symptons include headache, moodyness and a
bloated stomach.

"Leave me alone,
woman, my beeriod started this morning."

by C February 24, 2004

foreign

Not local. A state that accompanies many stupid questions like "omg, we drive on <i>this</i> side of the road?!?"

"shut up you f-ing foreigner"

by C August 21, 2004

Rainbow Party

A "rainbow party" is supposed to be a party where girls wear different shades of lipstick and suck a guy off. In actuality, it is a term invented by Oprah and no teen had heard of it until her show in 2004.

Oprah invented rainbow parties so parents can lock up their teens and send them to boarding school.

by C March 14, 2005

John Ritter

a cool white guy

One of my best friends is a John Ritter.

by C March 27, 2004

jushe

the controlled-chaos effect gained when styling one's hair by hand or from an outside source such as the wind.

i got hit in the head by a tree branch, now my hair is totally jushe.

by c December 4, 2003

dangermouse

dangermouse (euph). a tampon.

She needs a dangermouse when the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

tranny

A transvestite ie someone who wears the clothes of the opposite sex for fun or sexual enjoyment.
Tranny mainly applies to men that wear women's clothes and often over overly feminine and parody women.
Can be derogatory when used by a non-transgendered community member but is seen as a term of endearment within the community.
Not to be confused with transsexual which is a person who's outward gender is non-concurrent with the gender of their brain and is treated with hormone therapy and gender reassignment surgery.

"I'm a tranny and proud of it"

by c October 23, 2004