bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021

the perpendicular of the photosynthesis

1. "the" right angle of the photosynthesis.
2. a satire of people who are verbose nerds or people use random scientific-sounding words without knowing what they mean.

Person 1: What's the perpendicular of the photosynthesis?

Person 2: idk

by bruhthisismyhandle August 30, 2021

Amoug

sus 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

when amoug 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Y'all can't behave

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:

1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.

2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.

Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?

—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!

——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”

One hour later…

Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀

deleted: removed

—deleted: removed

——deleted: removed

by bruhthisismyhandle August 13, 2022

baiting masters

1. masturbating but when you don't want others to know what it is.

Person 1: what did you do last night?
Person 2: Oh, nothing. I was just baiting masters.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

8-something

According to drake and google, this is the approximate square root of 69. However, this has a double meaning. 8 (ate) something refers to cunnilingus, which is part of the sex position 69.

The square root of sixty nine is 8-something, right?

'Cause I've been tryna work it out, oh

by bruhthisismyhandle August 25, 2021

Edition

1.
a particular form or version of a published text.

2.
the total number of copies of a book, newspaper, or other published material issued at one time.

1. "a paperback edition"

2. "variations occurred after some of the edition had already been published"

by bruhthisismyhandle August 17, 2021