bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

urban dictionary lag

The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.

I'm dealing with so much urban dictionary lag right now!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Pression

1. Thinking twice if you want to do something; A lighter form of repression.

2. Being happy, the opposite of depression.

1. When he asked if I wanted to go out with him, I had some pression.

2. My toxic friend died. I'm dealing with major pression right now.

3. I only said hi to her and she told me to stop taking

by bruhthisismyhandle September 4, 2021

Orange mice gaming

Unfortunately, not a real thing. coined by "Anonymouse🐀".

I wish Orange mice gaming was real :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021

Beluga

A great youtuber with a cat as his. pfp. Usually makes short discord videos.

Beluga with an anime pfp and name changed to Beluwuga: c
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cani get mod?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 17, 2021

urban paragraph

1. Denoting the action in which someone would write a large amount of text equating to one of an entire paragraph for a single definition. The aforementioned definition does not require being properly segregated into 3-5 paragraphs in order to classify as an Urban Paragraph, of which would instead meet the criteria for an Urban Encyclopedia. It merely requires just two paragraphs complete with 1. A definition complete with an extremely verbose general description of the word or phrase, and 2. An example of the aforementioned word or phrase.

1. Person 1: wtf? why is this definition a whole urban paragraph? i ain't reading this!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021

Amazing band

1. Somehow a description of every single word and phrase in existence.

Wow, I never knew Diorama was an amazing band. I always thought it was a miniature model representing a 3d scene.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022