bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

8-something

According to drake and google, this is the approximate square root of 69. However, this has a double meaning. 8 (ate) something refers to cunnilingus, which is part of the sex position 69.

The square root of sixty nine is 8-something, right?

'Cause I've been tryna work it out, oh

by bruhthisismyhandle August 25, 2021

Wack-a-Mole

It's a fucking mini-game in which you wack moles. IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX!!

Person 1: Hey, want to play Wack-a-Mole?
Person 2: Sounds kinky. ;)
Person 1: The fuck you mean?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Super Technological Device

A super technological device is called an STD.

Wow, this super technological device I got is so cool!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021

mzfiw

the ultimate result of typing across the keyboard backwards with 5 letters in between. i bet you also did this forwards and got to qdn. sorry but this direction works a little different. unfortunately the keyboard combinations will become indistinguishable from abbreviations starting at mhy :(

next stop: mlst. if no one creates it i will.

im so bored i typed mzfiw

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Pression

1. Thinking twice if you want to do something; A lighter form of repression.

2. Being happy, the opposite of depression.

1. When he asked if I wanted to go out with him, I had some pression.

2. My toxic friend died. I'm dealing with major pression right now.

3. I only said hi to her and she told me to stop taking

by bruhthisismyhandle September 4, 2021

Orange mice gaming

Unfortunately, not a real thing. coined by "Anonymouse🐀".

I wish Orange mice gaming was real :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021