bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

Elastic man

A dumb ad that is constantly seen on urban dictionary.

elastic man sucks.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

carrots who eat girls

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

sleeping out

To deny yourself of sleep.

Person 1: I was sleeping out for like 8 hours!

Person 2: Isn't that all the time you had to sleep??? Did you stay up the entire night???

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Vauge

1. Misspelling of vague.
2. Not the Spanish translation for vagina. It's still spelled vagina.

Person 1: Omg! Stop being so vauge and get to the point!

Person 2: So you're telling me to not be a pussy?

Person 1: Wtf? No.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022

Amazing band

1. Somehow a description of every single word and phrase in existence.

Wow, I never knew Diorama was an amazing band. I always thought it was a miniature model representing a 3d scene.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021

I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.

Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021