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Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
Get the fap machine mug.Person 1: Hey bro what's the wifi password?
Person 2: ̇/⋮↸ꖌ∴リᓵ𝙹ᓭ⍑↸ᓭꖌ↸⍑ᓭ𝙹リᓵꖌᓭ⍑↸ꖌᓭ╎ᓭꖌ ̇/𝙹ᒷリ↸ꖌ↸⋮↸ꖌ𝙹↸⍑ᓭ𝙹ᒷリ ̇/!¡∴⚍⎓ᒲᓭo↸⍑ ̇/∴𝙹リ↸ᓭ𝙹4ᓭ⍑ᒷ𝙹↸⍑ᓭꖎ∷リ ̇/𝙹3⍑ ̇/𝙹ᒷ⚍⋮𝙹⚍ᓭʖ𝙹⨅⍑ᓭ𝙹ᔑ⋮ꖌ⋮.
Person 1: ...Nevermind then.
Person 2: ̇/⋮↸ꖌ∴リᓵ𝙹ᓭ⍑↸ᓭꖌ↸⍑ᓭ𝙹リᓵꖌᓭ⍑↸ꖌᓭ╎ᓭꖌ ̇/𝙹ᒷリ↸ꖌ↸⋮↸ꖌ𝙹↸⍑ᓭ𝙹ᒷリ ̇/!¡∴⚍⎓ᒲᓭo↸⍑ ̇/∴𝙹リ↸ᓭ𝙹4ᓭ⍑ᒷ𝙹↸⍑ᓭꖎ∷リ ̇/𝙹3⍑ ̇/𝙹ᒷ⚍⋮𝙹⚍ᓭʖ𝙹⨅⍑ᓭ𝙹ᔑ⋮ꖌ⋮.
Person 1: ...Nevermind then.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021
Get the Wifi Password mug.A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?
200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
Get the Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! mug.Zalgo text is digital text that has been modified with combining characters (Unicode symbols that are generally used to stack diacritics above and below letters) to appear creepy or glitchy.
Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia
Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia
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by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!
Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021
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