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Y'all can't behave

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:

1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.

2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.
Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?

Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!

——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”

One hour later…

Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀

deleted: removed

—deleted: removed

——deleted: removed
by bruhthisismyhandle August 13, 2022
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two men walk into a bar

The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.
Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021
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mzfiw

the ultimate result of typing across the keyboard backwards with 5 letters in between. i bet you also did this forwards and got to qdn. sorry but this direction works a little different. unfortunately the keyboard combinations will become indistinguishable from abbreviations starting at mhy :(

next stop: mlst. if no one creates it i will.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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Pression

1. Thinking twice if you want to do something; A lighter form of repression.

2. Being happy, the opposite of depression.
1. When he asked if I wanted to go out with him, I had some pression.

2. My toxic friend died. I'm dealing with major pression right now.

3. I only said hi to her and she told me to stop taking
by bruhthisismyhandle September 4, 2021
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urban dictionary lag

The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.
I'm dealing with so much urban dictionary lag right now!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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Band definition

1. A definition of an obscure band name nobody cares about. Usually has more dislikes than likes.
Person 1: How come every word I'm searching is a band definition?

Person 2: Because people love not giving real definitions.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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the better sex

Person 1: What's the better sex?

Person 2: It's me and you in bed ;)
by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021
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