bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022

I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.

Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021

Amazing band

1. Somehow a description of every single word and phrase in existence.

Wow, I never knew Diorama was an amazing band. I always thought it was a miniature model representing a 3d scene.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021

sleeping out

To deny yourself of sleep.

Person 1: I was sleeping out for like 8 hours!

Person 2: Isn't that all the time you had to sleep??? Did you stay up the entire night???

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Vauge

1. Misspelling of vague.
2. Not the Spanish translation for vagina. It's still spelled vagina.

Person 1: Omg! Stop being so vauge and get to the point!

Person 2: So you're telling me to not be a pussy?

Person 1: Wtf? No.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Wifi Password

The enchantment table language on the back of the router.

Person 1: Hey bro what's the wifi password?

Person 2: ̇/⋮↸ꖌ∴リᓵ𝙹ᓭ⍑↸ᓭꖌ↸⍑ᓭ𝙹リᓵꖌᓭ⍑↸ꖌᓭ╎ᓭꖌ ̇/𝙹ᒷリ↸ꖌ↸⋮↸ꖌ𝙹↸⍑ᓭ𝙹ᒷリ ̇/!¡∴⚍⎓ᒲᓭo↸⍑ ̇/∴𝙹リ↸ᓭ𝙹4ᓭ⍑ᒷ𝙹↸⍑ᓭꖎ∷リ ̇/𝙹3⍑ ̇/𝙹ᒷ⚍⋮𝙹⚍ᓭʖ𝙹⨅⍑ᓭ𝙹ᔑ⋮ꖌ⋮.

Person 1: ...Nevermind then.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021