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Person 1: Omg, its, like, stop time! But I want to talk annoyingly more!
Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!
Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021
Get the stop time mug.Zalgo text is digital text that has been modified with combining characters (Unicode symbols that are generally used to stack diacritics above and below letters) to appear creepy or glitchy.
Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia
Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia
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by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
Get the zalgo text mug.An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:
1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.
2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.
1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.
2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.
Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?
—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!
——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”
One hour later…
Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀
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—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!
——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”
One hour later…
Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀
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by bruhthisismyhandle August 13, 2022
Get the Y'all can't behave mug.Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
Get the fap machine mug.To deny yourself of sleep.
Person 1: I was sleeping out for like 8 hours!
Person 2: Isn't that all the time you had to sleep??? Did you stay up the entire night???
Person 2: Isn't that all the time you had to sleep??? Did you stay up the entire night???
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
Get the sleeping out mug.Person 1: Omg! Stop being so vauge and get to the point!
Person 2: So you're telling me to not be a pussy?
Person 1: Wtf? No.
Person 2: So you're telling me to not be a pussy?
Person 1: Wtf? No.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
Get the Vauge mug.Wow, I never knew Diorama was an amazing band. I always thought it was a miniature model representing a 3d scene.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021
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