bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

mji

this is it. you have reached the end of current urban dictionary keyboard combination definitions. how are you feeling right now?

mji station reached. suggested stop: qzsecftbhumkl

by bruhthisismyhandle December 26, 2021

im a girl btw

A way to cheat your way through anything.

Person 1: Enough. You will never EVER get mod. Talk once more and you're permanently banned from this server.

Person 2: ...

Person 2: im a girl btw

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

Amazing band

1. Somehow a description of every single word and phrase in existence.

Wow, I never knew Diorama was an amazing band. I always thought it was a miniature model representing a 3d scene.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021

I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.

Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021

sleeping out

To deny yourself of sleep.

Person 1: I was sleeping out for like 8 hours!

Person 2: Isn't that all the time you had to sleep??? Did you stay up the entire night???

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Vauge

1. Misspelling of vague.
2. Not the Spanish translation for vagina. It's still spelled vagina.

Person 1: Omg! Stop being so vauge and get to the point!

Person 2: So you're telling me to not be a pussy?

Person 1: Wtf? No.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022