bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

mouth candy

Pleasing to the mouth. It's basically just a 360 back to regular candy.

Person 1: I love this candy, it's literally mouth candy!

Person 2: No shit?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

12:30

Muffin time.

Person 1: Hey! What time is it?

Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

Person 2: Uh, actually it's 12:30...

Muffin: Somebody kill me!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 19, 2021

the better sex

Men (Just kidding).

Person 1: What's the better sex?

Person 2: It's me and you in bed ;)

by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021

mji

this is it. you have reached the end of current urban dictionary keyboard combination definitions. how are you feeling right now?

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by bruhthisismyhandle December 26, 2021

Convicted

1. Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.

"He was convicted of burglary."

Why are these definitions about Convicted so wrong?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 31, 2021

Astronaut game

1. among us

Astronaut game

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021