bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

carrots who eat girls

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

im a girl btw

A way to cheat your way through anything.

Person 1: Enough. You will never EVER get mod. Talk once more and you're permanently banned from this server.

Person 2: ...

Person 2: im a girl btw

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

dont think it dont say it

When you see or hear something that's kinda...fuck dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it...

Person 1: Sinners are among us!

Person 2: dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it...

by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

ignore that

Usually said when something goes wrong but the speaker doesn't want the other person to become worried/scared etc.

Girl: So this is the neighborhood I live in...

Boy: ok

*car explodes*

Girl: Ignore that.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 2, 2021

stop time

A special time at which you must STOP.

Person 1: Omg, its, like, stop time! But I want to talk annoyingly more!

Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021

Elastic man

A dumb ad that is constantly seen on urban dictionary.

elastic man sucks.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021