bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

12:30

Muffin time.

Person 1: Hey! What time is it?

Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

Person 2: Uh, actually it's 12:30...

Muffin: Somebody kill me!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 19, 2021

mji

this is it. you have reached the end of current urban dictionary keyboard combination definitions. how are you feeling right now?

mji station reached. suggested stop: qzsecftbhumkl

by bruhthisismyhandle December 26, 2021

Mr. Glitch

Mr. Glitch is a living error who appeared when Gigi (Game's Global Gameplay companion) was removed from the source code. He was awoken by Game after he and the User stumbled upon an Indian non-game due to the duo's game-breaking antics.

Game: wtf why are you doing this?

Mr. Glitch: Because I'm annoying.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021

yall cant behave

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:

1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.

2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.

Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?

—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!

——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”

One hour later…

Moderator: locked 'cuz yall cant behave💀

deleted: removed

—deleted: removed

——deleted: removed

by bruhthisismyhandle August 27, 2022

im a girl btw

A way to cheat your way through anything.

Person 1: Enough. You will never EVER get mod. Talk once more and you're permanently banned from this server.

Person 2: ...

Person 2: im a girl btw

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

Edition

1.
a particular form or version of a published text.

2.
the total number of copies of a book, newspaper, or other published material issued at one time.

1. "a paperback edition"

2. "variations occurred after some of the edition had already been published"

by bruhthisismyhandle August 17, 2021

8-something

According to drake and google, this is the approximate square root of 69. However, this has a double meaning. 8 (ate) something refers to cunnilingus, which is part of the sex position 69.

The square root of sixty nine is 8-something, right?

'Cause I've been tryna work it out, oh

by bruhthisismyhandle August 25, 2021