bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

im a girl btw

A way to cheat your way through anything.

Person 1: Enough. You will never EVER get mod. Talk once more and you're permanently banned from this server.

Person 2: ...

Person 2: im a girl btw

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

Amazing band

1. Somehow a description of every single word and phrase in existence.

Wow, I never knew Diorama was an amazing band. I always thought it was a miniature model representing a 3d scene.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022

Vauge

1. Misspelling of vague.
2. Not the Spanish translation for vagina. It's still spelled vagina.

Person 1: Omg! Stop being so vauge and get to the point!

Person 2: So you're telling me to not be a pussy?

Person 1: Wtf? No.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

sleeping out

To deny yourself of sleep.

Person 1: I was sleeping out for like 8 hours!

Person 2: Isn't that all the time you had to sleep??? Did you stay up the entire night???

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.

Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021

ignore that

Usually said when something goes wrong but the speaker doesn't want the other person to become worried/scared etc.

Girl: So this is the neighborhood I live in...

Boy: ok

*car explodes*

Girl: Ignore that.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 2, 2021