mzfiw

the ultimate result of typing across the keyboard backwards with 5 letters in between. i bet you also did this forwards and got to qdn. sorry but this direction works a little different. unfortunately the keyboard combinations will become indistinguishable from abbreviations starting at mhy :(

next stop: mlst. if no one creates it i will.

im so bored i typed mzfiw

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Pression

1. Thinking twice if you want to do something; A lighter form of repression.

2. Being happy, the opposite of depression.

1. When he asked if I wanted to go out with him, I had some pression.

2. My toxic friend died. I'm dealing with major pression right now.

3. I only said hi to her and she told me to stop taking

by bruhthisismyhandle September 04, 2021

urban paragraph

1. Denoting the action in which someone would write a large amount of text equating to one of an entire paragraph for a single definition. The aforementioned definition does not require being properly segregated into 3-5 paragraphs in order to classify as an Urban Paragraph, of which would instead meet the criteria for an Urban Encyclopedia. It merely requires just two paragraphs complete with 1. A definition complete with an extremely verbose general description of the word or phrase, and 2. An example of the aforementioned word or phrase.

1. Person 1: wtf? why is this definition a whole urban paragraph? i ain't reading this!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021

Wifi Password

The enchantment table language on the back of the router.

Person 1: Hey bro what's the wifi password?

Person 2: ̇/⋮↸ꖌ∴リᓵ𝙹ᓭ⍑↸ᓭꖌ↸⍑ᓭ𝙹リᓵꖌᓭ⍑↸ꖌᓭ╎ᓭꖌ ̇/𝙹ᒷリ↸ꖌ↸⋮↸ꖌ𝙹↸⍑ᓭ𝙹ᒷリ ̇/!¡∴⚍⎓ᒲᓭo↸⍑ ̇/∴𝙹リ↸ᓭ𝙹4ᓭ⍑ᒷ𝙹↸⍑ᓭꖎ∷リ ̇/𝙹3⍑ ̇/𝙹ᒷ⚍⋮𝙹⚍ᓭʖ𝙹⨅⍑ᓭ𝙹ᔑ⋮ꖌ⋮.

Person 1: ...Nevermind then.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

ignore that

Usually said when something goes wrong but the speaker doesn't want the other person to become worried/scared etc.

Girl: So this is the neighborhood I live in...

Boy: ok

*car explodes*

Girl: Ignore that.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 02, 2021

I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.

Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021