3 definitions by brettuthius

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The condition when you wake up after smoking heavily the night before. Occurs more frequently with non-light cigarettes. Symptoms may include, but not limited to: shortness of breath, general pain in the lung area, and increased volume of phlegm in the lungs.
I had to catch my breath after walking up the stairs due to having a lung over. I shouldn't of had bought and smoked all those Camel Turkish Royals the night before, but they were in a 'buy one get one free' special pack.
by Brettuthius August 04, 2007
A bowel movement that is so large and wide that it ends all future shits. Such a shit only occurs after 12-24 hours of eating large, greasy, and out-right disgusting meals such as as Taco Bell, Jack-in-the-Box, chili dogs, or other comparable foods that you are not experienced with. It is a shit that typically lasts 20 minutes to 1 hours, very painful, and causes body-wide convolutions. This shit is believed to be your last no matter what may be consumed in the future, having you believe that you have shit out all of your future shits before you have had them.
OMG, dude. After going for breaking the 16 record from that Crave Case from White Castle, I took a WW I shit. I had my phone next to me just in case I had to call 911. It took numerous flushes as well as 3 plungers to get it down. Next time I'll let Sheeky take my place in the competition while I order fries, a milkshake, and a medium Mountain Dew. He is a stronger man than I will ever dream of.
by Brettuthius September 15, 2007
When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.
I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.
by brettuthius June 26, 2011
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