brett's definitions

lactic caps

Breast, boob, tit, etc....

"Check out those gigantic lactic caps," said Kevin.

by Brett August 25, 2003

Poop on a napkin

sit on a toilet. Shit on a napkin.

He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.

by Brett January 29, 2005

Sleeping Beauty

One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.

Steve got so wasted last week, I gave him a sleeping beauty and then he bought me a new car.

by Brett January 23, 2005

flabber

A big floppy dick without a tip.

Cassie didn't enjoy Richard's flabber.

Because Richard had a flabber, he could not feel anything while he was having sex, rendering him useless to the human race.

by brett February 22, 2005

Carls

Fucking crazzy ass kid who dominate in the game of curve ball tying the score of David Ashenfelter. That fucker! fucked up the last kid who tried to beat his score.

Ho shit look at Carls play. That kid is fucking awsome.

by brett January 18, 2005

Homo-Neglectus

A gay man(or woman)who is not mindful of his or her partner's needs. A selfish or thoughtless fag or dyke.

"My Boyfriend doesn't pay attention to me when we go out." "Can you say 'Homo-Neglectus?'"

by Brett March 26, 2004

WHUTA

Wild Hair Up The Ass.

1. A painful, unexpected situation.
2. A jerk who is more trouble than he/she is worth.

Finding out the electricity was still connect to the exposed wire was a real WHUTA moment.

I hope John isn't coming with us, he's a complete WHUTA.

by Brett July 7, 2004