brett's definitions

WHUTA

Wild Hair Up The Ass.

1. A painful, unexpected situation.
2. A jerk who is more trouble than he/she is worth.

Finding out the electricity was still connect to the exposed wire was a real WHUTA moment.

I hope John isn't coming with us, he's a complete WHUTA.

by Brett July 7, 2004

banny

a word describing both the bottom and front bottom of a woman.

A word to describe having had sex with a woman up both holes.
From English Fanny & Bum.

"what did you do to her?", " I done her up the banny".
"do you fancy a banny my love?".
"My fella bannied me a gooden last night".

by Brett March 11, 2005

dish tits

Nipples that are the size of dinner plates or bigger

God Damn, did you see Jennies nipples? Shes got some dish tits.

by Brett October 24, 2004

nutshang

Huge nuts.

"That guy's got plenty o' nutshang," said Kevin

by Brett August 25, 2003

yanni

the biggest pussy alive, walk into one of those metrosexual mall stores and yanni is cranking, you know. the music you think "what fucker likes this?" thats yanni

yanni sucks!

by brett June 14, 2004

mormon

I happen to be a mormon only because my fuckin parents make me go to the church. i hate my religion

mormons suck

by Brett June 20, 2003

Yichard

A short, dorky guy that is commonly victimized by Puffalumps, and almost always deserves it

Yichard needs to be attocked

by Brett October 1, 2004