127 definitions by brett

One who closely resembles or shares characteristics with a retard and exhibits qualities usually associated with a fool. (fool + retard)
Look at that fotard try to trying to lick his elbow.
by Brett November 15, 2003
The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.
On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.
by Brett July 07, 2005
Getting ur ass kicked while playing a computer game, like Counter-Strike....DoD, u get it...
Player1 kills Player2 with an ak47 without getting touched.

Player1: I OWNT U MOTHAF****A
Player2: Get laid fagmuncher
by brett July 06, 2004
A term that implies one should give oral sex to the speaker, the common name for the male genitalia, penis, is substituted with Foster in order to show endearment to a friend.
Hey Michael, guess what?

What Brett?

Suck my Foster.
by Brett January 07, 2004
Grunger, by loose definition, is anyone a teen-aged to adult-aged person whose taste in music, clothing, styles, hobbies, and whose overall upbringing have caused them to dislike the townies of their high school. Grungers usually inhabit small, poor towns, and aren't always found in great numbers. Their hallmark is formed by such bands as Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, and several modern "grunge" bands, such as Creed. Grungers mostly wear flannels, blue jeans (although not necessarily with tears or rips), and perhaps workboots. Popular hair trends are long hair, burred hair, sometimes bleached hair, but never any spikes.
Kurt Cobaine is the prime example of a Grunger.
by Brett December 22, 2003
While doing a skank doggy style reach around and stick both your pinkies in the girls mouth and pull back for better penetration. Great for lulls with penile insensititvity.
I reached around and gave Julie a double fishhook becuase i wanted to go a little bit deeper.
by Brett November 13, 2003
While the dude is lying on his back holding his ankles in the air, a female tongue punches his leather cheerio while he reaches climax solo cranking it. After his demon seed is released the female then tries to steal it to inseminate herself to ensure a life of prosperous sugar daddies.
Brian was getting the duder when kayla saw her oppourtinty to capitalize on an easy future.
by brett May 28, 2016
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