brett's definitions

grahmer

When someone chews up a grahm cracker, spits it on their knuckles, then punches the *asshole* (not the cheeks) of their partner.

After dinner, I wouldn't mind a grahmer from Bob.

by Brett November 13, 2003

Waka Laka

waka laka is a very hard 8 step song because of the doubles, it is rather annoying and I can't do it. Its confusing

Waka Laka sucks!

by brett August 24, 2003

unicorn

When you stick a strapon dildo on your head and proceed in a thrusting motion to stick it in a orifice.

Brett loves to unicorn his gf vicky in the asshole

by brett September 20, 2004

low low

A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also lowrider.

"...hitting the corners in those low lows girl"

by Brett February 17, 2005

troll biscuits

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are then deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to McDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuits today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

by Brett January 22, 2005

kufuffin

talkin shit

dont be talkin shit bout me

by brett March 16, 2004

crapsickle

n. crap, on a stick, frozen. i.e. an after-school treat loved by many children all around the world.

After school we went over to Mark's house for a refreshing ice-cold crapsickle treat.

by Brett December 17, 2004