brett's definitions

ShakeESpear

The ghetto black girl way to refer to the famous playwright.

"Girl, we funna be watchin' ShakeESpear In Love tomorro night at the hizzy shizzy yo, Bitch"

by Brett October 26, 2003

O rly

Similar to r u serious, used when someone makes an assertion that you don't agree with or dont know anything about.

What you just said was the dumbest shit I've ever read.

O rly.

by Brett December 12, 2003

pinkster

A person with the voice of Kermit the Frog.

David Pink is a Pinkster.

David Pink sounds like a Pinkster.

by Brett February 16, 2004

nukker

A combination between white trash and nigger, usually someone who is A) black and B) poor and lives in a trailer park, or somebody that is A)white and B)thinks they r black

Get yo dirty ass hands off my TV, nukker.

by Brett April 14, 2005

Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.

"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

by Brett May 2, 2003

dependable

a. Worthy of being depended on; trustworthy
b. having the name Brett

Brett is a very dependable counsellor; definately director material - he definately deserves a 1 on his evaluation

by Brett August 5, 2004

getaway sticks

Sweet sweet legs of a female. Usually very long.

"That chic has some great getaway sticks."

by Brett August 25, 2003