brett's definitions

Lavittz

A jerk; one who is a Lavittz is a jerk

The one known as Lavittz is a jerk.

by Brett December 4, 2004

jordi

sexy blonde with blue eyes and a body like none other. she's beautiful all on her own, you don't need anything.

Jordi is fucking hott!

by Brett January 20, 2004

pornapple juice

A tasty drink created when pineapple juice is combined with apple juice.

"Good Christ, I'm horny! Maybe I need to cool off."
"Here. Have some pornapple juice."

by brett December 24, 2003

fubpwnk

The act of getting Ganked, Pwned, and Fubar'd (Fucked up Beyond Recognition)

man u got fupwnk'd by that metal pipe

by Brett May 13, 2005

alcoholic

Someone who goes to meetings

I'm not an alcoholic; alcoholics go to meetings.

by Brett February 24, 2005

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Originating in the 80s, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are one of the first bands ever to mix cool raps with some punk and heavy metal, along with great guitar solos. Authors of the famous under the bridge (widely mistaken as city of angels), the Red Hot Chili Peppers were influencial to many styles today, including groups such as the stone temple pilots, and even rage against the machine.

Flea has amazing bass solos!

by brett June 13, 2003

troll biscuits

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are then deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to McDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuits today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

by Brett January 22, 2005