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droughted

to feel thirsy or dehydrated
"Man, I need a drink. I feel so droughted!"
by Brett November 18, 2004
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Dinkalink

When a group of males (more than 3) get together and wrap their penises around in such a way that it makes a chain of penises, or a 'dinklink'. Dinkalink is what we call the group that is doing the dinklinking.
My penis sure hurts after that dinkalink at the Boy George show.
by Brett December 6, 2004
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Suck my Foster

A term that implies one should give oral sex to the speaker, the common name for the male genitalia, penis, is substituted with Foster in order to show endearment to a friend.
Hey Michael, guess what?

What Brett?

Suck my Foster.
by Brett January 7, 2004
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Pelvic Smear

Someone who rubs there pelvis up against something too much
He received a pelvic smear from rubbing his pelvis against the wall!
by Brett January 28, 2005
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swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.
The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.
by brett January 20, 2004
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tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel
"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"
by brett June 5, 2005
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skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.
On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.
by Brett July 21, 2005
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