brett's definitions

dish tits

Nipples that are the size of dinner plates or bigger

God Damn, did you see Jennies nipples? Shes got some dish tits.

by Brett October 24, 2004

kick in the nuts

When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.

If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.

by Brett May 6, 2003

Yichard

A short, dorky guy that is commonly victimized by Puffalumps, and almost always deserves it

Yichard needs to be attocked

by Brett October 1, 2004

mormon

I happen to be a mormon only because my fuckin parents make me go to the church. i hate my religion

mormons suck

by Brett June 20, 2003

nutshang

Huge nuts.

"That guy's got plenty o' nutshang," said Kevin

by Brett August 25, 2003

email paralysis

The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.

My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.

by Brett March 8, 2005

Coach Z

the struggling coach and soon to be rapper with his smash single "these people try to fade me".from homestarrunner.com

coach z:ive got a great costume!"

by brett October 16, 2003