skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.

On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.

by Brett July 21, 2005

up

The direction facing away from the field of gravity that most affects the traveler.

The elevator took us up to the seven-and-a-half floor.

by Brett April 07, 2004

boobgasm

The orgasmic feeling a woman gets after taking her bra off after a long day.

When I get home from work the first thing I do is take my bra off and say, "ahh, boobgasm"!

by Brett January 18, 2004

fagboss

The biggest faggot you know. Usually the one who narcs a lot and never shuts the fuck up.

GOD, Sam is such a fagboss for getting us in trouble for raping that girl.

by Brett February 24, 2005

weensat

1.one who enjoys sitting on male genitalia
2.sitting on a hot dog

Shut the hell up you weensat!
HaHa, dude you juts weensatted.

by Brett April 23, 2003

badunkadunk

A big, fat ass

Look at the badunkadunk on that girl!

by brett March 28, 2004

Jizzed

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

by Brett April 25, 2005