brett's definitions

New Hampshire

The most underrated state in the nation. Short drive to the city, to the shore and to the mountains. Massachusetts winos' savior on Sunday. Massachusetts whinos' savior around Christmas.

I love New Hampshire.

by Brett May 13, 2005

Jizzed

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

by Brett April 25, 2005

boobgasm

The orgasmic feeling a woman gets after taking her bra off after a long day.

When I get home from work the first thing I do is take my bra off and say, "ahh, boobgasm"!

by Brett January 18, 2004

weensat

1.one who enjoys sitting on male genitalia
2.sitting on a hot dog

Shut the hell up you weensat!
HaHa, dude you juts weensatted.

by Brett April 23, 2003

booty

n. word used in reference to valuables aquired by legally and or morally questionable means

"Arrgh, matey, the booty befallen from our swashbuckling adventures will be safe, burried deep beneath this sand!"

by Brett March 18, 2003

fagboss

The biggest faggot you know. Usually the one who narcs a lot and never shuts the fuck up.

GOD, Sam is such a fagboss for getting us in trouble for raping that girl.

by Brett February 24, 2005

troll

one who causes major trouble on discussion boards, chat rooms, and other online things.

Trolls are usually the ones that are anonymous on many sites so they aren't seen, and then they are able to cause major disruptions to sites.

Post one: where can i find a download for this file.
Post two: WTF, just use the freakin search feature, and you'll find it.

by brett January 20, 2004