brett's definitions

Poop on a napkin

sit on a toilet. Shit on a napkin.

He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.

by Brett January 29, 2005

Smiegler

Master of smearages; One who is very skilled at smearing

He is a smiegler and no one wants to go out with him.

by Brett January 29, 2005

Sha

To tell someone to shut up.

You need to sha!!!!!!

by Brett February 2, 2005

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005

Down

Meaning to give oral sex to a women or a man.

"yeah i went down on her"

by brett May 13, 2005

low low

A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also lowrider.

"...hitting the corners in those low lows girl"

by Brett February 17, 2005

Duck Dodgers

Duck Dodgers is the codename of Duck. No, this has nothing to do with Daffy Duck of Bugs Bunny fame. Or not much.

Duck: QUACK QUACK. I got nothin' to wear to tha partay. OH SHI!!

by Brett February 17, 2005