brett's definitions

yanni

the biggest pussy alive, walk into one of those metrosexual mall stores and yanni is cranking, you know. the music you think "what fucker likes this?" thats yanni

yanni sucks!

by brett June 14, 2004

gestapho

to break dance or involve break dancing.

i'm gonna gestapho all over your face!

by Brett December 8, 2004

Double Fishhook

While doing a skank doggy style reach around and stick both your pinkies in the girls mouth and pull back for better penetration. Great for lulls with penile insensititvity.

I reached around and gave Julie a double fishhook becuase i wanted to go a little bit deeper.

by Brett November 13, 2003

nutshang

Huge nuts.

"That guy's got plenty o' nutshang," said Kevin

by Brett August 25, 2003

Down

Meaning to give oral sex to a women or a man.

"yeah i went down on her"

by brett May 13, 2005

Smiegel

Someone who smears his pelvis; commits pelvic smearage

That person is a smiegel and look what he did to his pelvis

by Brett January 28, 2005

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005