brett's definitions

poocha

when you are showering and someone comes in the bathroom and takes a shit.

tim laid down a harcore poocha when i was bathing.

man that was some poocha

by brett February 10, 2004

peg-leggin-it

the act of jacking off through a penis sized hole in your hoddie or sweatshirt

ross was horny so at lunch peg legged it into his queso.

by brett February 10, 2004

matzab

people who participate in a variety of activities including, a. jumping with the left foot forward,
b. ganking,
c.capping,
d.mortar and pestling,
e.flying,
f.pwning with swords
Generally identifiable by the obvious awesomeness.

That matzab was friggin pwning shit like it was his birthday.

by Brett February 11, 2004

cock pushups

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?

by Brett December 28, 2002

diesel

A slightly nicer word for dyke.

I hate that stupid dyke, sorry, diesel.

by Brett March 7, 2003

booty

n. word used in reference to valuables aquired by legally and or morally questionable means

"Arrgh, matey, the booty befallen from our swashbuckling adventures will be safe, burried deep beneath this sand!"

by Brett March 18, 2003

Diablo

N. That to which one dedicates his or her life in the enlightenment that one cannot attain a signifigant other.

"I killed Diablo on hell two-hundred times in a row, and all I got was a lousy ichorsting."

by Brett March 18, 2003