brett's definitions

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

by Brett April 26, 2005

Sleeping Beauty

One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.

Steve got so wasted last week, I gave him a sleeping beauty and then he bought me a new car.

by Brett January 23, 2005

Carls

Fucking crazzy ass kid who dominate in the game of curve ball tying the score of David Ashenfelter. That fucker! fucked up the last kid who tried to beat his score.

Ho shit look at Carls play. That kid is fucking awsome.

by brett January 18, 2005

banny

a word describing both the bottom and front bottom of a woman.

A word to describe having had sex with a woman up both holes.
From English Fanny & Bum.

"what did you do to her?", " I done her up the banny".
"do you fancy a banny my love?".
"My fella bannied me a gooden last night".

by Brett March 11, 2005

Duck Dodgers

Duck Dodgers is the codename of Duck. No, this has nothing to do with Daffy Duck of Bugs Bunny fame. Or not much.

Duck: QUACK QUACK. I got nothin' to wear to tha partay. OH SHI!!

by Brett February 17, 2005

mother fucker face

A kid who is a god damn ass hole.

That little Shit bastard is a mother fucker face

by Brett August 21, 2004

the screen savers

A show that has gone downhill since ZdTv turned into Techtv and then into complete garbage G4Techtv

Watch out there goes G4 they might just try and turn you into a worthless host!

by Brett August 23, 2004