brett's definitions

smokey

The name I call my cat.

Hey smokey, shut up with ur crying

by Brett July 20, 2004

Double Fishhook

While doing a skank doggy style reach around and stick both your pinkies in the girls mouth and pull back for better penetration. Great for lulls with penile insensititvity.

I reached around and gave Julie a double fishhook becuase i wanted to go a little bit deeper.

by Brett November 13, 2003

nutshang

Huge nuts.

"That guy's got plenty o' nutshang," said Kevin

by Brett August 25, 2003

kufuffin

talkin shit

dont be talkin shit bout me

by brett March 16, 2004

troll biscuits

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are then deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to McDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuits today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

by Brett January 22, 2005

Smiegel

Someone who smears his pelvis; commits pelvic smearage

That person is a smiegel and look what he did to his pelvis

by Brett January 28, 2005

done

ruined, broken
also in serious trouble

Wow, that window is done!

What the fuck did you call me??? You're DONE!!!

by Brett May 16, 2003