brett's definitions

cherry

1. A term commonly used with the words "popped" and "her" to describe to someone if you had devirginized a virgin.
2. A small, sweet fruit used to complement sundaes, milkshakes, etc.

"You know Meg? I popped her cherry last night"

"I always eat the cherry before starting on my sundae"

by brett August 10, 2003

laptizzie

lap top computer portable

thats a nice laptizzie

by brett April 5, 2005

dinkfarmer

1) some one who is a total dink (dork or geek)

2) An insult that has no comeback for it

1) "hey guys guess what i learned today"
Reply
"go fuk off DINKFARMER!!!!"

2)"u DINKFARMER!!"

by Brett January 15, 2004

jewbro

a jewish black person from the words jewish and brother

Yo look at that Jewbro trying to steal my biatch

by Brett January 4, 2005

ShakeESpear

The ghetto black girl way to refer to the famous playwright.

"Girl, we funna be watchin' ShakeESpear In Love tomorro night at the hizzy shizzy yo, Bitch"

by Brett October 26, 2003

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005

swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.

The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.

by brett January 20, 2004