brett's definitions

Down

Meaning to give oral sex to a women or a man.

"yeah i went down on her"

by brett May 13, 2005

peg-leggin-it

the act of jacking off through a penis sized hole in your hoddie or sweatshirt

ross was horny so at lunch peg legged it into his queso.

by brett February 10, 2004

Yichard

A short, dorky guy that is commonly victimized by Puffalumps, and almost always deserves it

Yichard needs to be attocked

by Brett October 1, 2004

Dinkalink

When a group of males (more than 3) get together and wrap their penises around in such a way that it makes a chain of penises, or a 'dinklink'. Dinkalink is what we call the group that is doing the dinklinking.

My penis sure hurts after that dinkalink at the Boy George show.

by Brett December 6, 2004

Suck my Foster

A term that implies one should give oral sex to the speaker, the common name for the male genitalia, penis, is substituted with Foster in order to show endearment to a friend.

Hey Michael, guess what?

What Brett?

Suck my Foster.

by Brett January 7, 2004

Double Fishhook

While doing a skank doggy style reach around and stick both your pinkies in the girls mouth and pull back for better penetration. Great for lulls with penile insensititvity.

I reached around and gave Julie a double fishhook becuase i wanted to go a little bit deeper.

by Brett November 13, 2003

swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.

The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.

by brett January 20, 2004