brett's definitions

cum muffin

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

by brett March 23, 2005

roped

to get caught, arrested, or captured by police or some other authority figure.

The cops saw us skipping school so we all got roped up.

by Brett August 29, 2003

Strong Mad

strong bad's brother.a huge guy with no neck or head and wears a high-school wrestling unniform.most of the time hes unable to make out english words.

strong-mad:THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!

strong-bad:uh yeah strong mad,thats real funny....

by brett October 16, 2003

Stinky Pinky

After you finger the girl's cornhole reach around and stick your fangers in the girls nose and pull straight back. Best when done in doggy style position.

I was doing this doggy style and her was stankin so i jammed my pinky in her starfish and then reached around and put it in her nose to teach her a lesson.

by Brett November 13, 2003

fubpwnk

The act of getting Ganked, Pwned, and Fubar'd (Fucked up Beyond Recognition)

man u got fupwnk'd by that metal pipe

by Brett May 13, 2005

nerdgasm

To spontaneously throw one's Yu-Gi-Oh! cards in the air after seeing or hearing something that tingles their nerd-senses

Melvin: Oh, gee golly... The new X-men game is out for all consoles!!

Heimlech: !!! OMG!! *nerdgasm*

by Brett October 2, 2004

Lavittz

A jerk; one who is a Lavittz is a jerk

The one known as Lavittz is a jerk.

by Brett December 4, 2004