brett's definitions

mother fucker face

A kid who is a god damn ass hole.

That little Shit bastard is a mother fucker face

by Brett August 21, 2004

laptizzie

lap top computer portable

thats a nice laptizzie

by brett April 5, 2005

Smiegler

Master of smearages; One who is very skilled at smearing

He is a smiegler and no one wants to go out with him.

by Brett January 29, 2005

skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.

On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.

by Brett July 21, 2005

youns

you guys, you all

hey what are youns doin tonight

by Brett May 22, 2003

swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.

The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.

by brett January 20, 2004

Rambuckle

a member of JTF-2 who uses special sounds in CS to gain an advantage.

Alternate meanings : Means To be hacked, gayed, scrubbed, or special sounded

esm got rambuckled in the SEASON 5 CAL-IM PLAYOFFS

by Brett July 7, 2003