brett's definitions

email paralysis

The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.

My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.

by Brett March 8, 2005

music

what makes the world go round

metallica is the best music

by Brett June 19, 2003

droughted

to feel thirsy or dehydrated

"Man, I need a drink. I feel so droughted!"

by Brett November 18, 2004

wet

slang for a mixture of PCP (Phencyclidine)which is a horse tranquilizer, and embalming fluid (fermaldahide). The psychosis inducing liquid is used to dip cigarettes, blunts, or marijuana joints creating vivid hallucinations for its user

Yo, I say we dip this blunt I just rolled in some wet.

by Brett August 23, 2003

Dinkalink

When a group of males (more than 3) get together and wrap their penises around in such a way that it makes a chain of penises, or a 'dinklink'. Dinkalink is what we call the group that is doing the dinklinking.

My penis sure hurts after that dinkalink at the Boy George show.

by Brett December 6, 2004

Suck my Foster

A term that implies one should give oral sex to the speaker, the common name for the male genitalia, penis, is substituted with Foster in order to show endearment to a friend.

Hey Michael, guess what?

What Brett?

Suck my Foster.

by Brett January 7, 2004

skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.

On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.

by Brett July 21, 2005