brett's definitions

mother fucker face

A kid who is a god damn ass hole.

That little Shit bastard is a mother fucker face

by Brett August 21, 2004

gullable

stephanie i told u that gullable was in the dictionary twice and u believed me.

stephanie is so gullable for looking here

by BRETT February 12, 2004

aswang

One who enjoys having wang(s) in his ass.

Ben is such a freaking aswang.

by Brett October 12, 2004

swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.

The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.

by brett January 20, 2004

laptizzie

lap top computer portable

thats a nice laptizzie

by brett April 5, 2005

skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.

On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.

by Brett July 21, 2005

youns

you guys, you all

hey what are youns doin tonight

by Brett May 22, 2003