brett's definitions

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005

cherry

1. A term commonly used with the words "popped" and "her" to describe to someone if you had devirginized a virgin.
2. A small, sweet fruit used to complement sundaes, milkshakes, etc.

"You know Meg? I popped her cherry last night"

"I always eat the cherry before starting on my sundae"

by brett August 10, 2003

Rambuckle

a member of JTF-2 who uses special sounds in CS to gain an advantage.

Alternate meanings : Means To be hacked, gayed, scrubbed, or special sounded

esm got rambuckled in the SEASON 5 CAL-IM PLAYOFFS

by Brett July 7, 2003

swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.

The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.

by brett January 20, 2004

youns

you guys, you all

hey what are youns doin tonight

by Brett May 22, 2003

Smiegler

Master of smearages; One who is very skilled at smearing

He is a smiegler and no one wants to go out with him.

by Brett January 29, 2005

skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.

On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.

by Brett July 21, 2005