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Cutter Kit

a kit used by self-harm kids to keep all of their utensils neat and close at hand. Usually contains shaving razor heads, box cutter blades, modeling blades, and rubbing alchohol. the alchohol is to keep the blades clean or to induce more pain for when the cutter needs to feel even more control in their lives.
i caught sam with her cutter kit yesterday, she freaked... what should we do?
by Brandon December 24, 2003
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buh

completely random and useless sound in front of "bye", or in some cases, "hi." the real definition of "buh" is unknown, so this is the best i could come up with.
BUH BYE! i'm leaving now
BUH HI! hello, pleasure to meet you sir/madame.
by Brandon September 15, 2004
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rat-a-tat-tat

Gang shootings or just shooting guns. Gun fire.
In the ghetto you hear guns go rat-a-tat-tat!
by Brandon May 31, 2003
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deathstick

a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench
Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.
by brandon October 1, 2004
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schpadoinkle

Adj.

Desribing Something Most Wonderful And Great!
I Think I Know Preceisly What I Mean When I Say It's A Schpadoinkle Day!
by Brandon December 14, 2004
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SLG

Smart Looking Guy- usually asian with glasses
Hey SLG is drunk again lets roll him down the stairs.
by Brandon March 23, 2004
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dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.
Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon
by Brandon December 24, 2004
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