hoight

A catch-all, placeholder phrase. Usually shows up under duress. Most commonly used when the speaker has no idea what the hell is going on or what he's going to do. Similar to a combination in connotation of the military FUBAR and hoo-ah.
The word hoit may have originally started as an alternate spelling.

"Aww, hoight, I have no idea--wait, here we go, I got it."

by Brandon January 26, 2004

Apagranox

Apagranox: The idea that someday the world will be engulfed in water, and cities will float in the air, a few hundred feet from the water. Commonly believed among the Zollitarians

"The Apagranox is going to come!!!"

by Brandon April 20, 2004

WHAT UP DEH!

drunkn exclamation one may shout to friends.

brandon raised his beer and shouted "WHAT UP DEH", and all his drunkn friends replied the same.

by brandon November 19, 2003

Zollitarian

One from the Evil Ligeancy of Zoll. One who believes in Zoll and is a citizen of it's evil ligeancy.

person A: "That person didnt salute the U.S. flag!"

person B: "Well thats ok, because he is a citizen of Zoll."

by Brandon April 20, 2004

Bettes

"Well-endowed"

"hung like a mule"

Chic: "You're the best I've ever had!"

You: "Well, I'm a Bettes."

Chic: "Oh yeah!" *drools over herself*

by Brandon November 19, 2004

Wanker

Term used by lower class gents in Pittsburgh. Adopted to California slang in 1979.

by Brandon June 04, 2002

critter

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

by Brandon September 19, 2003