brandon's definitions

Misty Flower

When a guy wraps his package up in saran wrap, cums in it and slaps it onto someone's face.

You keep talkin' shit and I'm gonna give you a misty flower!

by Brandon February 4, 2004

fucking with your mind

inserting your dick into someones ear. also used to shut someone up real quick.

Person 1:hey man fuck you and your mom.i fucked your mom and sister last night.
Person 2:hey man can i stick my dick in your ear and fuck with your mind?

after you have said that to the annoying prick that is about 12 or 14 years old..they should come back with that same boring shit they always. like Fuck, Bitch, Your Mom, Your Sister...etc.

by Brandon January 1, 2004

sploogatize

to be made in the form of splooge

Sploogatize me, Cap'n!

by Brandon April 14, 2005

yak shaving

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

by Brandon April 4, 2005

necrophiliac

someone who has intercourse with dead people.

Go rape a corpse you gay necrophiliac!

by Brandon August 23, 2003

gayorator

It's when someone is wreaking of homosexuality, physically and socially, to the point where he hits on straight men with the excuse that he had nice shoes/pants/shirt/etc.

"Man, that Jim is such a gayorator." Said Shelly to her mother. "He hit on my boyfriend and wanted his shoes."

by Brandon January 10, 2004

Witchacom

Witchacom is like "what ya call it"

We got lost so we headed back the the witchacom to get directions

by Brandon April 22, 2004