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brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.
Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips
by brandon May 5, 2014
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Wanker

Term used by lower class gents in Pittsburgh. Adopted to California slang in 1979.
by Brandon June 4, 2002
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Cracker

A person with at least three generations of Floridian ancestry from one or both sides of the family. It originated from the few groups of people that lived in Florida before proper settlements began, when men would herd cows through the miles and miles of palmetto bushes, cracking their whips to keep the herd moving in the right direction.
"Those crackers are crazy; heardin' cows through miles of palmettos?"
by Brandon December 10, 2004
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Donnie Darko

A very good movie, one of my favorites. Has to do with Donnie being plagued with vision of Frank the bunny. Frank the bunny is a ghost from the future? haha and he saved Donnie from being killed by a plane engine that hit his room. THen Frank tells him the world will end in 28 days and a bunch of precise minutes and hours. Theres alot of good shit in this movie about time travel, destiny, love, and just the shittyness of the world which anyone can relate to. Anyone who doesnt like this movie missed all the intelligence held within, its a puzzle. Even the fucking website is a puzzle.
why are you wearing that stupid man suit
by Brandon September 14, 2004
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Trans Am

Ricer: *FARRRT* TYPE SH HONDA PRELUDE
Me: Um... '93 TA... 5.7L v8 6speed?
Ricer: SO WHAT, I HAVE A 20ft WING ON MY CAR, and a COFFEE CAN!!!
*Light turns green*
Me: *gone*
Ricer: omfg my cold air intake didnt bring me over 110 HP!!!!
by Brandon October 13, 2004
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To Pull A Mike

While Dating Some One, Pine Over Some One Else
Bob "Pulled a Mike" as he watched the waitress serve his and his girlfriend's table.
by Brandon December 14, 2004
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Wally Walrus

A fat blonde girl that walk like a walrus and has teeth like one a smells like on and eats fish
by Brandon February 9, 2004
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