199 definitions by brandon


"hung like a mule"
Chic: "You're the best I've ever had!"

You: "Well, I'm a Bettes."

Chic: "Oh yeah!" *drools over herself*
by Brandon November 19, 2004
A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.
Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.
by Brandon September 19, 2003
to be made in the form of splooge
Sploogatize me, Cap'n!
by Brandon April 14, 2005
A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!
by Brandon January 04, 2005
Substitute for any profanity.

Could also be used in any of these combinations:

shnaysh-a-fras in the pouch
shnaysh-a-root in the Bararar
...you get the idea
Shut up ya big shanysh!
by Brandon May 07, 2005
a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench
Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.
by brandon October 01, 2004
So bad it's good. Example: movies that are of such low quality that they're worth watching for the sake of making fun of them.
The movie "Glitter" was craptastic.
by Brandon September 07, 2004

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