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Japan Four

A cry to confuse security guards when tryiong to sneak into an unauthorized area.
"Japan four. The shamshee? Japan four!" Tom Green - Freddy Got Fingered
by Brandon March 11, 2004
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arpeggio

Its something guitarists anymore don't have skill to do , so they chunk away at thier drop tuned garbage to impress another generation of even more brainless kid guitarists.
(kid) Hey , what's that?

(me) That's an arpeggio

(kid)I wish i could do that

(me) You can , you just have to practice more than 5 minutes a day and atleast take playing the guitar a little bit serious.

(kid) But i'm a punk! I don't take anything serious
by Brandon July 19, 2004
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HOLMDEL

Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. Most people know of it only because of the PNC Bank Arts Center. Holmdel has huge houses, each with a basketball hoop even if there are no kids living in the house. While driving you'll see THE nicest cars until a random deer decides to pop out of nowhere. If you live in Holmdel you know of the following: BestBuy, the smell of skunk, how to illegally access the parkway, roadkill, the mysterious Emu one town over that are supposed to be extinct, HHS sucks, the red flashing lights on Bethany for the train don't necessarily mean stop because the damn train takes an hour to get there - but who is stupid enough to try and cross the tracks with the arms down anyway, there is a local Sears you pass by every now and then, but never go in, you've gone well over the speed limit on South Holland, and your business is everyone else's in a matter of five seconds. The best things to do in Holmdel are ... oh, that's right, nothing.
In Holmdel your best friend is boredom.
by brandon April 5, 2005
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thwang

Being paranoid when your all messed up.
Just chill man, don't be thwangin.
by Brandon September 16, 2003
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box lunch

A man who eats his womans pussy, and usually enjoys doing so, provided that her stuff doesnt smell.
Damn, my girl was just begging for a box lunch....i didnt mind giving her one
by Brandon October 21, 2004
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banana

by Brandon December 14, 2003
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pump house

1)Hey D'mitri did you take that girl to the pump house last night?

2)Question: Where are you going tonight man?
Ans: I'm going to the pump house
by Brandon May 13, 2005
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