a penis that is perfectly round and flat, like a plate.
Stop eating off your whhaer, you don't want to get it dirty just after you polished it.
by Brandon April 14, 2004
a pliable, foldable, compleatly flat and round penis resembling a plate. masculine form of whhaerrre
because his whhaer was so big, it took bob several minutes to refold his whhaer after using the restroom
by Andy November 22, 2004